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Izzy. She | Her. 21+. One Piece Enjoyer and Connoisseur. Fan of Villains

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[i-will-not-be-caged]

I think more people would benefit from my dad’s go to advice: “show up, and pay attention”

Work, friendships, relationships, etc. — all of them will be improved if you just show up and pay attention.

Show up: follow through on commitments, be present rather than distracted, keep your word

Pay attention: take notes, listen when people talk, do what you need to do to remember tasks you’ve been given, READ YOUR DAMN EMAILS

And before tumblr tumblrs, I also have undiagnosed ADHD and probably autism and “just” showing up and paying attention often takes a bit of extra effort for me. But I’m also the most recent addition to my team at work and also somehow the only one who is both on top of my shit and still only giving like 60%-70%.

I do have one warning though: once you start showing up and paying attention, you will be frustrated by how many people aren’t doing that. But hey, your boss will love you and you might even get a raise out of it.

[vintage-tigre]

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[heavenlyakin]

but this photo of us

it don’t have a price

ready for those flashing lights

I don’t even have to say it bc we all see it. @/finalchurch on insta blows me away each and every time I work with him! I cannot recommend him enough if you’re looking for some fantastic comms! here’s my little au where doffy is my (awfully comfortable) manager for the girl group I’m in ⭐️🌟

[simplysebby]

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

[endlesss-rain]

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[tofusand]

when he grabs his shirt from the hem to use it to wipe the sweat from his face, giving you a show of his abs

[simply-a-dream]

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[girlonabreak]

I want that "have you seen the way he looks at her" kind of love.

[bobbole]

Dimitri Mellos, Gas station near lake Prespa, northern Greece, 2006

[hymnism]