WELL COME ON...BONE MAN

Gwen / 19 / Louisiana / Agender (they/she)

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

my favorite medieval drawings of monkeys taking care of cats

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

bonus: monkey eating a cookie while chillin!

[lovelyanimal]

[shadovvlurking]

The dark depths of a clown cave

[relishboi]

dungeon crawler 

[kaijubrains]

[prokopetz]

My favourite fandom wiki quirks:

Wookiepedia’s insistence on describing everything in the past tense because it’s talking about “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”.

Bulbapedia attempting to adhere to encyclopedic citation standards in spite of the fact that it’s basically a glorified fan-Pokédex.

The Transformers Wiki’s firm commitment to finding something to mock in every article even if it’s really not that funny.

[kaaramel]

warriors wiki exhaustively citing every individual adjective descriptor of a cat’s appearance with exact page numbers

[yehudah]

jojos dumb as shit worthless fucking adventure

[gavin-zephyr]

I like to call that Part 5

[hobotoboggan]

TF2 real names

Darryl Diapers

Larry Lunchbox

Hank Hotdog

Glasgow Greg

Bartholomew Bigarms

Tiberius Toolbox

Checkup Charlie

Sexual Steve

Mark Question

[hobotoboggan]

OK now for the Blue team

Randal Racecar

Tony Trenchfoot

Bryon Barbecue

Samson Swashbuck

Paul Peanut

Willy Workbench

Dennis Dentist

Tim Toenail

Hans Hmmm

[not-a-space-alien]

My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--

Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*

[not-a-space-alien]

Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....

Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself

[fiollaigean]

Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-

Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

listening to phil collins

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

[1forher-deactivated20220505]

[raghels]

FinnPoe. That’s a non question.

[flightless-boy]

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

[bird-big]

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

[bgm05]

my favorite episode of the twilight zone is the one with the prairie woman who has tiny fuck freaks running around her house but then the twist is the fuck freaks are actually humans in space suits and SHE’S the giant fuck freak

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[tiefling-queer]

do it or you’re fired

[tokenbacktobrooklynmoved]

actual lines from aquabats! songs

welcome to my world, or should i say this land of snakes

THERE’S GIBLETS ALL OVER MY FACE, BABY!

don’t smell me there! AHAHAHA

yeah, i’m extremely reckless! i ride an otter like a motorcycle!

hide your hot dogs, this cat’s upset

no heroes here, just plastic sharks

ehnnnbehbu…ennbehneheennnn

newsflash, hong kong! powdered milk man has devastated the great wall!

please don’t be a lobster

it might take all night just to get this right, but yom yam backachago

uno dos tres four

like mexican candy, we got some complex flavour runnin’ up in here

RONALD REAGAN CAN YOU HELP ME

AND A FANNY PACK! [scream]

[tokenbacktobrooklynmoved]

the captain knew they were heading to the sandwich isles, to pillage the giant ham farm

TURN ON THE TELEVISION AND LET IT CONTROL YOUR MIND

my odds are good but my hands are bad

we’re here to fight and make our foes our friends, to take your money and go home again

i saw the pale rider on his horse, decapitating people in the parking lot

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

im cryingg thank y mr henson

[rostbef]

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[angelicguy]

ALRIGHT BOYS POST YER POPS

[knight-vision-goggles-deactivat]

[faintpastel]

check out my fucking worm jacket !

[shiftythrifting]

Admin Duckie is a LEGEND.