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The horrors persist but I stay silly :3

[tropicalhomestead]

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

[flawsinthisworld-deactivated202]

You spelled boiled wrong

[tropicalhomestead]

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[tikysplickytok]

(via tomcardy)

[justgot1]

Pretty much how I talk to my internal critic but with less rhyming

[justgot1]

Having a bad anxiety-and-negative-self-talk day and I’m just walking along muttering shut the FUCK up you punk ass bitch and hoping nobody hears me.

[suicideenthusiast-backup]

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

[certifieddragonenjoyer]

He's here he's queer and he's bringing all kinds of questions to the lore implications

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[fortitudinis]

[willgrahamscock]

me when I reblog a post specifically for my mutuals

[satirickitty]

Everyone in the reblogs

[nyctoheart]

This is actually the craziest thing KH has ever done

[roycohn]

i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

[absolutejamer]

I love the AI’s inability to choose a time period. The car on the left is like a model-t but the car on the right has got to be 1950 at the earliest. And the extending handle rolling suitcase on the bottom left is fairly recent. The United States flag has 50 ish stars so this is necessarily after Alaska joined.

[oyaapeach]

the thing

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[brokenbloodymolars]

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

[brokenbloodymolars]

Lord if this works

[frightfullytreeish]

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[davidrussell323]

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[spinchs-field]

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[spinchs-field]

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg