drugstore perfume

madi-19 dead leaves desperate summers [requests open] [commissions open]

[elastigale]

I have been needing to practice kissy faces, and I was feeling particularly inspired by @hattersarts very good kissy drawings. :o

[belladonianoir]

[thatlinearttho]

[kickedouttape]

PLACEBO.

[kickedouttape]

posers

[istandonsnowpiles]

It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess

[helloitsbees]

oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]

[spellinwaiting]

hello did you know that all the elderly npcs in skyrim are part of an unplayable race called ‘elder’ because the skyrim character creator doesnt have an age slider

[pon-raul]

“age slider”

don’t you mean an Elder Scroll

[tabootasaur]

[omegaling]

When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom

[candiikismet]

Oh my GOD

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

pretty privilege is hella real.

[back-x-three-deactivated2019021]

Here we go Someone explain this

[blaquebypopulardemand]

The more attractive you are the more you can get away with. Pretty ppl get treated nicer, more likely to be hired in retail positions regardless of talent/experience and get the benefit of being assumed innocent. Also in relationships ppl will put up with more bullshit the more physically appealing their partner is, especially if they think they can’t do better.

[croatians]

Tumblir mobile: you have five new notifications!

Me: oh can I see them

Tumblr mobly: hehe

Me: May I See Them

Tumblr: :)

[ambulancelivedebut]

gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

bold and incorrect of you to assume either gomez or morticia is straight

[untillion-deactivated20180801]

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

[queerdungeons]

the first time i ever smoked weed was with like 5 other people under an overpass in pittsburgh and i just remembered how tiny the joint was and i’m like wondering now did we even get high at all. unrelated but also they found a body under that overpass like the day after we were there

[queerdungeons]

[gharibajameel]

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

[gharibajameel]

RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT

[gharibajameel]

THE ROCK WEIGHS IN

[3blush]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Every year on Halloween, I start in an old, dark, unformed driveway, walking up it with my dad. It turns into a hill, and I am in a shopping cart with my mom, and she lets go, and I roll down the hill. I tunnel through a mountain mine in search of light. I come out at the very bottom, and find myself on top of a mountain. Everything around the mountain is green and beautiful, and then all of a sudden it’s black and orange with dragon fire.