where the magic happen

no redeeming qualities 🏋️‍♂️

[valtsv]

i was dipped in a barrel of toxic slutch when i was born

[valtsv]

[melomancy]

Kate Bush performing in Japan, 1978

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[basedhighsenberg]

[proteinmom]

fat?

[basedhighsenberg]

Yes

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

i believe there is an undiscovered evolutionary purpose that picking scabs feels so good. it must be healthy

[charl0ttan]

clearly there must have been some kind of entity in our ancient history that looked like a scab and had delicious succulent meat inside

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theehorsepusssy]

[dogpuppy]

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[crawfishcomic]

Happy Accident

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work