Still Skeptical

Almost too nerdy to function.

[astoryisaloveaffair]

[triplemoonascension]

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[loquaciousliterature]

“Harry screamed, so loudly that he felt his throat might tear, and for a second he wanted to rush at Dumbledore and break him too; shatter that calm old face, shake him, hurt him, make him feel some tiny part of the horror inside Harry.”

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[yourfavesparksjoy]

You spark joy!

[jack-roscoe]

Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.

[maplesyrupao3]

That…is the sexiest thing I’ve been made aware of on this day.

[seasons-gredence]

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

[seasons-gredence]

i can’t believe dobby invented hashtags

[seasons-gredence]

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

[snapped-snape]

My boy snape saying what we’re all thinking

The dark lord

The four hogwarts founders

And my personal favorite

[drarryking]

Lmao I know I have seen this before upon a time but here it is again

[unclefather]

[simonalkenmayer]

That’s a genius

[valtsv]

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

[bluelixn]

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

[dogsaremypatronus]

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

[campfirecanines]

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

[dogsaremypatronus]

It was a once in a lifetime candid tbh. Sometimes I love that midnight train life.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I like Marie Kondo because I’m so used to all the rhetoric around “decluttering” or “tidying up” being about how it’s somehow immoral to own things and that we need to burn our possessions and all live in sterile minimalist Hell in a plain white apartment with a deck chair and one potted plant.

So I like hearing the tidy lady tell me that yes I should live in a hovel with a bunch of linguistics books and dragon statues and here are some ways to keep the hovel clean and orderly while I lurk in it.

It’s so refreshing.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

All the other home decor people:  “Kitschy nerd shit is a waste of space and you’re gonna get your soul devoured by a chaos dragon or some shit if you don’t get rid of all of it right now.”

Marie Kondo:  “See, if you organize the kitchen in this way, you can display these Khorn Berzerker miniatures far more prominently.”

[unicornempire]

The idea that you should model your life after what brings YOU joy, rather than what society/people think should bring you joy, is an act of rebellion.

[thisnerdblog]

I need Marie Kondo to help me organize my weird hodgepodge collection of pop figures plants and odd looking antique figures.

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[lost-space-cadet]

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

[alessiajontrunfio]

“Shortly before Remus’s eleventh birthday, no less a person than Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, arrived uninvited on the Lupins’ doorstep. Flustered and frightened, Lyall and Hope tried to block his entrance, but somehow, five minutes later, Dumbledore was sitting at the fireside, eating crumpets and playing Gobstones with Remus.(…) Dumbledore told the Lupins that he saw no reason why Remus should not come to school, and described the arrangements that he had made to give the boy a safe and secure place for his transformations.” 

(Pottermore)

[smalltownboymp3]

[askmischiefmanaged]

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

[kyoshisaidfuckcolonizers]

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

[kyoshisaidfuckcolonizers]

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

When he’s all moody before the full moon

[siriusblackfoot]

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

[witchbitch1333]

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

[oppan-gandalf-style]

when they’re all trying to make the marauder’s map

[witchbitch1333]

*Marauders set off dungbombs in Slytherin Commonroom*

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin? You and your friends wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened in the dungeons, would you?

Remus:

[monsieurrobot]

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]