maxie

they/he 24 uk butch lesbian loverboy

[depsidase]

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[im-evlyen-tucci]

It's actually happening....

[the-tardis-is-blue]

hi so how are we doing

[taxidermycanine]

true fact about me:

[dogpuppy]

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[c-53]

[rebelsafoot]

so there’s this host…

[aflo]

[phillip-bankss]

pouring my scaldimg hot leftover deep fry oil down the sink drain but I have a sink dog

[italiangayhound]

the hunt

[latinopercy]

MELANIE AND GEORGIE IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE RESPOND. WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE RESPOND.

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[queermasculine]

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

[fairycosmos]

u know whats crazy its 2026 and phone in bed is still the only way to survive. they never made a way around this