I See and Keep Silent

because my friends might not appreciate this much honesty.

[skeuomorphgypsy]

I am busy cramming because it is almost exam week. I haven't seen the outside world in 3 days. I have no clean cutlery. Guess I'll be eating with my hands from now on. 

[skeuomorphgypsy]

It is a toasty 4 degrees outside and I have no instructions for how to turn my heater on. My life as a med school student, it's so glamorous.

[skeuomorphgypsy]

I ate half a pound of chocolate for breakfast today. My 5 year old self would be so proud.

[skeuomorphgypsy]

Sometimes I feel as if the world is just having a laugh at my expense. I lived the free and single life for 3 years and did my fair share of messing around, and stayed STD free. Now I am 3 months into a stable relationship, and my significant other may have given me chlamydia. 

[skull--emoji]

So I made these over the weekend. I realised how great Adventure Time is to quote from so I decided to do a thing, and once again thanks to Kudzumon for lending his help. Much appreciated buddy.

These are all available over at Red Bubble.

Please keep the source up here.

[skeuomorphgypsy]

I saw an elderly gentleman on the subway today carrying 2 six-packs of beer and a large bottle of multivitamins for men. Priorities. That guy has them.

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I hate it when I agree to tutor someone in a subject and because of my tutoring they end up doing better than me on the exam. I should be flattered, but it really just pisses me off. 

[skeuomorphgypsy]

I haven't cleaned my flat or washed clothes in a month. I am amazed at how I both still have clean clothes to wear and how many ways it is possible to avoid doing the dishes.

[skeuomorphgypsy]

Sometimes when I am asked to do social things, I lie and say that I have plans for the weekend already or that I need to study, when I'm really just going to get drunk alone and eat icecream all night while watching cartoons and wearing footie pajamas. This is what I call "me time".

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Reality just hit me like a ton of bricks

Sometimes I wish that I had never started medical school. Not because it's difficult, but because then I could have continued believing that I am intellectually superior to most of the world. Now I know that this is not the case, and that fact is depressing.