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adoo629

The Cornetto Trilogy was so much fun to watch

incorrect1917quotes

Random soldier #1: are you in love with Blake?

Schofield, sweating: ...no

Random soldier #1: then why do you draw 'S+B' in hearts everywhere

Schofield: it stands for suffering and bitterness

#1917

somewhere-at-sea

Blake sees Sco adjust his helmet and does the same 🖤

&

Rare smiles from Sco at smiley Blake

will-schofield

I didn’t ask for this pain fam wtf

ski-raisingparanoidpotato

#don't do this to my heart #how dare you #1917 #fuck it #imma tag this #wom #wom blofield

allthesepurplelights

George and Dean during Sam’s best director acceptance speech at the Baftas

#the bois ss

lawrussy

#Fuck me #george mackay

thylalock

Dean-Charles Chapman and George Mackay on 1917 World Premiere and Royal Film Performance

Bonus:

I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

“That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

marithlizard

The 5 finnish dudes bring him home with them. The next day, the chinese dude wakes up on the couch with a mighty hangover. He turns on the TV and for the first time in his life sees Moomintroll. Instant spiritual bonding experience. Overcome with emotion, he begins to sing an ode to Snufkin in a high clear tenor voice. The 5 finnish dudes hastily call their live-in wise old mentor. “Yes,” says the mentor after watching chinese dude for a few minutes. “The prophecy was true. This is the chosen one. This man…will be our 2020 Eurovision act.”

lywinis

@elenilote

dxcstrange-stuff

ENGLÄNDER

#who are u???#i l o v e ur art #1917

katribou

pick a man

#bring your kit #; ; sobs #1917

the-dormant-ocean

My brain: Do you think that after waking up William Schofield was disoriented for a second and thought that everything that happened was just a nightmare and he was expecting to see Blake asleep in the grass next to him?

Me: