I Know Things AND Stuff

Jasper 27, He/they I do art and shitpost I track the tag #skillfulprey if you want me to see anything! 

[skillfulprey]

I open a pack of zyns but instead it’s just sand inside. I offer you some. You say no. I shrug and lip a line of sand fatter than any dip you’ve seen a country man muster.

[skillfulprey]

Snail found in Pho meal

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[skillfulprey]

Americas funniest home videos was the original short term content platform

[iheartliquor]

[skillfulprey]

[skillfulprey]

Can’t wait for the death threats from this one

[pangur-and-grim]

my boy

[pangur-and-grim]

[rosavinn]

[skillfulprey]

Poorly drawn Luca for ur dashboard

[carnival-phantasm]

[killxbunnyyy]

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

[importantanimalstories]

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

[serozvero]

Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…

[trilobutch]

california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]

[avolan-underscore]

CHECK OUT MY DRAWING PLEAAASE :)