pouty girl

i take hot showers to practice burning in hell. @corinnawho

[slimewytch]

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

[stability]

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

[skindrum]

i love carl more than anything in the world

[dragongirltitties]

sappy bitches be fantasizing about cuddling their partner in front of a fire its me im sappy bitches

[cur-sed]

[jodiefoster]

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

[bakwaaas]

[hellyeah-theoffice]

[meladoodle]

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

[givemesolos]

it’s my favourite person’s birthday and you know what that means?? cheesy birthday post time!!! i don’t really post much about @skindrum, but believe me when i say she makes me happier than i’ve been in a really long time. every day i get to wake up next to her puts a big dumb smile on my face and i hope i get to do it for a veeery long time.

corinna, i love you. thanks for making this lame boy’s life exponentially better just by being in it. who knew sliding into your dm’s to shoot my shot that one day would lead us here, but i wouldn’t change a thing about it or us. happy birthday, beautiful 🥺

[sheratesdogs-deactivated2020022]

happy birthday to my beautiful, angelic birthday twin. i love you so much @skindrum!!!!!!

[skindrum]

i love you so much (more than ashton irwin) you sweet little angel and i hope today you have the best day ever!!! happy birthday i can't wait to give you the biggest squeeze of life!!!!! 💖💖💖💖

i love you so much!!! ur the best gf ever :( im gonna smooch ur face right now but dont tell ashton 

[skindrum]

happy birthday!!

thank you!!

[skindrum]

happy birthday!

thanks bud!!

[stability]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

I can phil it collins in the air tonight, oh lord

[skypestripper]

he luh dis fat ass