Ne me secouez pas, je suis pleine de larmes.

Française, 29 ans, Lesbienne Men DO NOT interact

[ruinedchildhood]

[anachronic-cobra]

Cyber truck people trying desperately to find a redeeming quality in their glorified cardboard box: it... It has doors. They open. Glov comportmnt

[cutecipher]

ℹ️ Info: sometimes a cat will hold your hand

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[dragonpyre]

I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

I love how succinct this is.

[tilbageidanmark]

2 Tuxedo Cats

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[ginormouscobe]

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

[problemnyatic]

kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

[softiepeterpan]

kill me four times, i’m sick of this fucking asia song

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[hamletthedane]

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[skinnylove82]

It seems heavily practical if you need to plan a murder 🤔

[anxietyproblem]

[bakwaaas]

everything I post on here is literally me talking to myself. btw

[girlnephew]

[girljournal]

[anexperimentallife]

[anexperimentallife]