“See, this is what I’m talking about, my heart is pounding!”
“Tell me you didn’t plan this.”
“I thought you wanted to hang out and relive the good old days, like when we were kids.”
“Are there any other emotional truth bombs you wanna drop on me?”
“You know, not everyone can pull off wearing the skull of their dead relative but, you know, you sure can.”
“I’m too tired to be angry.”
“Wait, five voicemails, why do I have five voicemails?”
“He may look grumpy on the outside, but I assure you, he is adorable on the inside.”
“No one should go through this type of thing alone.”
“Are you trying to rob me or just annoy me?”
“You just walked in to quite a story.”
“I don’t fear fear.”
“ ___ was on to something big. Real big.”
“Loner. Probably hiding something.”
“I may only be an unpaid intern, but I can smell a story.”
“Still with the old detective movies?”
“I know you can’t understand me, but put down the stapler or I will electrocute you.”
“I’ve been so lonely!”
“I’m gonna throw up.”
“Okay I’m gonna get a knife!”
“Put your pants back on and run like the wind!”
“They seem to be attracted to your increasing nudness!”
“I think pants are gonna do you a lot of good right now.”
“Me, I don’t wear underwear. I’m not modest.”
“You’re adorable.”
“It’s like destiny!”
“You want a coffee? ‘cuz I could use a coffee. Yeah, that’s it, let’s get a coffee.”
“I can stop whenever I want, these are just choices.”
“Another round, extra shot, black as night, thank you sweetie.”
“I can feel that in my jellies!”
“Case closed! But still open until I solved it!”
“___ faked his own death! Or, somebody faked ____’s death! Or! ___ faked somebody else’s death!”
“There’s magic that brought us together, and that magic is called hope!”
“Oooh, you feel it, you feel it in your jellies.”
“We’re gonna do this. You and me.”
“I’ve never felt so flattered and creeped out at the same time.”
“We can’t go to the cops, not 'til we know who we can trust.”
“These aren’t clues, this is the work of a serial killer!”
“This is what a Frenchman would call caliente fiesta!”
“Just step anywhere, it’s only my life’s work.”
“Oh sweet mother of Arceus.”
“This isn’t an office, it’s a coffin with pencils.”
“It’s not the sort of place you don’t want to be alone at night.”
“I’m actually pretty good at being alone at night.”
“I promise that I push people away and then hate them for leaving.”
“He’s saying you can shove it.”
“That went dark fast, I like this, I like this very much.”
“Oh, I smell what you’re stepping in.”
“I’d like to see this guy’s internet search history.”
“All I hear are consonants and all I see are nipples.”
“I’m about to rock this place!”
“Get me the hell out of here!”
“You don’t wanna do this, I’m adorable!”
“He’d be damn proud of you, kid.”
“Well that’s a bad guy car.”
“That’s a twist, that’s very twisty.”
“Well there’s no such thing as daddy issues without daddy.”
“Second chances are special things, kid.”
“What does it all mean? I don’t know!”
“This is very exciting, are you excited?!”
“So let me get this right. We’re forced to listen to this spa music so your head doesn’t explode and kill us all.”
“I’m pretty sure this is the worst idea anyone’s ever had.”
“I hated rubbing your feet! I’ll never forgive my hands for what they did!”
“I can feel it in my jellies.”
“I made that up! There’s no jellies!”
“You tried to kill him!”
“I’m sorry, I pushed you away when you needed me the most.”
“I will undo what has been done.”
“I hope we never get to see each other again.”
