CJ’s ShitPost

He/They 20 This blog is absolute chaos, enjoy. Magicians, HTTYD, Percy Jackson and whatever else

[skippyjones]

Just got done at Karoke babesss

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[vreemdkermithebatman]

has this been done yet

[skippyjones]

Mildly intoxicated, didn’t even realise it wasn’t them at first bc I saw the brightly colored shirts lmao

[2019vlogs]

it's actually evil that i can't eat slime. stop making it look so edible and be a toxic chemical choking hazard at the same time

[2019vlogs]

ah. so you weren't aware of the new forms of torture that just dropped

[the-haiku-bot]

ah. so you weren’t

aware of the new forms of

torture that just dropped

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[calware]

[abraxas-calidbrator]

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[theconcealedweapon]

[420technoblazeit]

sometimes when im jorkin it to fanfic i think oh man what if i get too worked up and have a heart attack adn then the police find my body and check my phone for my emergency contacts and see filthy jayvik smut on it. which im sure has nothing to do with the longstanding sexual repression that came from my religious upbringing

[420technoblazeit]

im 21 btw and have no heart problems whatsoever. this is a thought that occurs to me regularly and has since i was a teenager. so im normal

[420technoblazeit]

crucially this does not happen when i have gay sex though. so. loophole!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

crucially this does

not happen when i have gay

sex though. so. loophole!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[drakenhert]

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

[iamnmbr3]

— Benedick at the beginning of Much Ado About Nothing

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[robdogrbs]

"guys i just got this new" it’s an ad

"let me show you what i just bought from" it’s an ad

"how am i just now discovering" it’s an ad

[tillius-the-paladin]

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

[skippyjones]

I miss my old DnD campaign D:

[ear-a-corn]

We have always existed, and we always will.

[skippyjones]

[shiftythrifting]

This wasn’t a mug, because it had no handle. We weren’t sure what it was meant to be used for. The eye holes were a little bit disturbing after a while.

In the Barnados charity shop in Roborough, in Devon, UK.

[blink182times]

The Titan’s Curse

[hangsawoman]

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

[matchadolly]

stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you