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Savannah | 19 | she/her | enjoy

[hillaryisaboss]

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[animatedtext]

[grawly]

my coworkers went to NYC over the weekend and brought me back this

[grawly]

[onnihopedream]

[regicide1997]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

y’all ever have a mental health day so weird that your brain feels like the skittish half-wild horse in a horse girl movie and you have to be the tenacious but tender 12 year old girl who patiently earns its trust

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I’m noticing more than a few people have reblogged this with some variation of “omg why is this so accurate??? why does this make sense???” and I’m gonna let you in on a little secret… it’s because… I’m a mentally ill person… who knows how to use words

[diarygirls]

me vaccinating my future children

[animatedtext]

[fucko]

There is literally nothing funnier than this

[hebbez]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Might be hallucinating but pretty sure there was a show about a toaster

[homiedepot]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Wow this was the most ominous addition to my post thank you

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[animatedtext]

[valtsv]

[animatedtext]

requested by blasquezza

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[unexplained-events]

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

[mavenmemnon]

[lalaithion]

[808sandamenbreaks]

Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP

[platonic-suggestion]

Can we just… normalize teens loving their parents? Like obviously you’re not obligated to if your parents are shitty, but damn, I love my mom. She’s there for me all the time and sure we have rough patches but honestly she’s the greatest. Like. We need teens to know that they don’t have to hate their parents just cause.

[juneleesrikok]

It must be nice to come from a nonabusive family. One that doesn’t traumatized every emotional interaction to the point where you drive away any sign of love as a form of manipulation because that’s all that you were raised with. 🤷‍♀️

[loremerchant]

It is.

[elementalsword]

Reading Comprehension  

[fruitsbasket2001]

but loving ur parents is already normalized and its the kids w/ abusive parents that actually have to deal with misunderstandings and ignorance from others regarding this topic.

[platonic-suggestion]

Hey there, I’m talking about the trope where it’s seen as super uncool to like your parents that was literally pushed on teens through the media since the culture shift in the early 60s. The post has nothing to do with abusive parents. I was abused as a kid and honestly if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse this has been a psa

[regenerative-farming]

“if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse”

[mileena-loves-coffee]

Teen with abusive parents: I hate my parents

Teen influenced by society: Me too mine are the worst

The takeaway for teen 1: This is normal and it’s supposed to be this way

The takeaway for teen 2: My friend’s parents are like mine

The takeaway for any adult listening: All kids who complain about their parents are just being rebellious

[mckitterick]

this is important