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I miss tumblr

Or maybe life was bearable 2 years ago, and tumblr reminds me of that period.

henryclervals

me: gets up from my nap and goes outside

the roman soldier guarding my tomb:

videofunnyhorse

If only I knew everyone’s home address with just a simple glance

videofunnyhorse

April fools dummy, check that god damn colander right now because it’s joke day!! I fucking got you!!!

I know where you live and I’m coming to your house right now to fucking prank you

videofunnyhorse

Hahaha I’m coming to fucking prank you right now!!

videofunnyhorse

Get ready for this funny ass prank biiitch!!!

videofunnyhorse

I’m right outside the house but the front door is locked. Come unlock the door so I can show you this silly little fucking joke. Come open the fucking door so we can get to laughing.

videofunnyhorse

Alright, I can’t get in so I’m gonna head home. Too bad you had to miss out on this really funny little practical prank.

videofunnyhorse

APRIL FOOLS AGAIN, DUMMY!!! IM COMING IN!! I got you again you stupid dumb idiot. You’re so gullible you keep falling for it. You should see your stupid face right now. Get ready for this fucking prank I’ve got saved up for you right here!!

its-only-the-rain

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

the-nwah-embassy

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.