Deidara Headcannons
~So so so SO sweet to you. Treats you like royalty and would kiss the ground you walked on if you asked.
~At the same time he's emotionally unstable so it's hard to judge how it will go that day. Bad days are annoying good days are great!!
~If you're an artist as well be ready for bickering.
"True art is an explosion babe!"
"You blew up my fucking studio."
~He definitely is placed on a watch list.
~CRINGY ASS NICKNAMES
-Babe, prince/princess, SUGARCAKES. Fucking snookums
~An absolute loser too. Blushes at any compliment
~Drags you into art debates
~Despises modern art.
"ITS JUST A BANANA ON A CANVIS HOW IS THAT ART BABE??"
~Cat person. Loves them to death and dreams of growing old with you and having like 40 cats
~Hormonal teenager, he's 19 so all the weird shit teenage boys do comes with him
~Cant do laundry at all
~First date was to a firework show and he fell in a river trying to explain how his explosions were better than those "cheap party bombs".
~If it was modern day he would constantly get those art kits from everyone for birthdays and such. Complains every time but donates them
~Got caught donating an art kit one time and fely horrible for weeks.
~I feel like he has such an odd sense of humor. Like just jokes about everything, you either love it or hate it
~Acts like he doesn't take anything seriously but he really does care.
~Loves you more than life itself
