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HOW IS THIS CHART MEANT FOR ANYONE BUT THEM
Can we please stop with all this quick terribly written smut and go back with actual plot?? Like OMFG thereâs nothing to read anymore is this the downfall of fan fiction???
â⊠It flows out of you⊠it flows out of me too⊠and I canât tell where you end⊠and where I beginâ
lyrics from âA Given Thingâ by Weyes Blood and drawing is inspired by Gustav Klimtâs The Kiss ^_^
If you scroll pass this you donât got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
I aint risking it.
10 10 10
Always reblog money cat
He got some meow-ney.
give me my ten dollars
Come onnn I need that money lol
Any money is welcomed here
Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..
Thinking about soft cock sucking where the point isnât to get you off but rather because he enjoys having something in his mouth , mindlessly suckling on your tip with his eyes fluttered shut and contented hums escaping his lips, the girth of it forces his mouth to stretch wide when he sucks you down, and the slight stinging feeling that comes with it sends blood rushing down to his own cock, taking you so far to the point where your balls are snug against his chin, and he can feel every little jolt of your dick, having you feel so warm and heavy on his tongue, that little bit of weight making him feel all light headed and practically pliable in your arms, laying all snug in his mouth to the point where you can feel his throat muscles working on your cock, hips moving every once a while and leaving him loudly gagging at the thrusts before heâs back to sitting, unmoving just slobbering on your cock
It broke my heart reading the slashers x engaged!reader. What would their reactions be if she left her fiance for them and refused to go back? đ„čđ
Part 1:
Penny was waiting outside...He didn't want to come in. He was afraid of falling even deeper in misery at the sight of your wedding dress. He stayed outside. He thought it was over. You had made your choice.
But, he was surprised when the doors opened and here you were. You looked out of breath and he could hear multiple voices calling you back insideâbut you didn't care. You bundled up your dress and ran towards him.
"PENNY !", you called for him at the top of your lungs.
He quickly understood what was going on as he saw your betrothed run after you and giggled maniacally. So...you had indeed made your choice. He vanished and reappeared in front of youâfacing your fiance and family with a wide toothy grin. It was threatening and his eyes glowed yellow. They all took a step back and when he grabbed you and pulled you against his chestâhe could hear your heart beat wildly in your chest. But, it wasn't fear.
FinallyâŠyou were his.
"Do NOT touch what is mine."
Pennywise didnât enter the church. He didnât want to. What would it change ? He was there to prove to himself that he didnât need you. He didnât need anyoneâŠBut then, the doors opened and when you came outâŠAll he could see was you. You spotted himâeven without the clown costume and makeup. You knew who he was.
When you ran straight into his armsâhis eyes widened and his astonishment only grew as you whispered.
"Take me away from this place."
Pennywise took a couple of seconds before smirking and wrapping his arms around you. He now understood. He was foolish to think he didnât need youâŠBut now, he was certain that you needed him just as much.
"You're really bossy, you know that ?"
Suddenly, your dress burst into flames and was replaced by a dress he found...more appropriate. He knew red would look better on youâŠWhen your guests and betrothed ran out of the church, you were already gone. Pennywise had done his very best to keep you away from him, but he was tired of always being the reasonable one.
You wanted him ? And he wouldnât be the fool to turn you down twice.
Freddy crashed the ceremony. Literally. He knocked the door down and entered with his hands raised in the air. Funny. You were pretty sure you hadnât told him the dateâŠ
"Y/N ! Ya gettinâ hitched and didnât think âbout tellinâ ya olâ buddy Freddy ?!"
He sat down on front row and stared at you with a smile that didnât match his eyes. His eyes were full of misery and you knew what he was doing. He was forcing you to confront the truth. You were pretty sure this was all a dreamâŠ
You sighed and ignored him. But, his face then replaced your betrothed and his infuriating smirk made you roll your eyes.
"Come on, sweetheart. Ya know am better. We understand each other. We know each other. You have seen me at my worst, and I saw ya for who ya really are. Dya really think your fancy-pansy fiance will get ya as much as I do ?"
He suddenly pulled you in his arms and then, it was just the both of you. You started dancing and Freddy sneered.
"Come on, sweetheart. Say I do to me."
He seemed so smugâas if he knewâas if heâd always known. And it was a dream. How bad could it be to comply this once ?
"IâŠdo ?"
And with those words, you came back to your own world and Freddy was thereâleaning over you with a knowing smirk.
"Here we goâŠNow, that wasnât so hard, was it ?"
You frowned when you looked around and found yourself in your bedroom and let out a sigh of relief. Of course it was only a dreamâŠHowever, when you tried to leave the bedâŠsomething held you back. You felt a as if your hand had suddenly turned to stone. You looked down and frowned as you saw a ring around your finger.
"FreddyâŠWhat is that ?"
You tried to remove it, but you couldnât. And when you looked up, Freddy was smirking.
"SorryâŠDid I forget to mention that EVERYTHING that happens in my world also happens in real life ?"
Your eyes widened at the realisation and you tried to move againâŠbut found yourself unable to. And Freddy then showed his own hand with a matching ring around his finger.
"Surprise, sweetheart. You just took the BEST decision in yer life ! You got yerself a pretty great husband."
âŠHell. You were in Hell.
Jason had given you his motherâs ring when he had heard the news. He wanted you to know how he felt. He had always seen you as the glue sticking all the slashers together. You were their caretaker. But, more than that for himâŠYou had been the first human being to treat them with decency.
He knew he was a monster. But, you had never treated him like itâŠYou had always seen him as a human being. You had never tried to judge or hurt himâŠ
So, when he heard the news. He wanted to accept it. He truly did. But, he was devastated inside. So, he asked. He asked for you not to get married. He looked up at the sky and asked for you to realise and come backâŠ
He came to the wedding, but not because he wanted to. He just wanted you to see him. So he may show you exactly what he wanted you to see. You gasped when you recognised him in the crowdâŠHe wasnât wearing his mask. You were the only one who knew what was underneath. It was the reason he had decided to remove his mask, to make you understand. You were the only one he had chosen to share this secret with. And when he smiled, your heart broke. He was the only one crying when everyone seemed so happy. A grotesque portrait. And worse part was, you couldnât help but cry as wellâŠ
When it was time to exchange the ringsâŠYou surprised your betrothed by getting out the ring Jason had given you and put it on. Jason immediately understood what it meant and his smile turned genuine as you slowly turned away from your ex-to-be husband and ran into his arms. He caught you and he ran for the door.
And nobody stood in your wayâŠ
"Let me explain something to you, Y/N. I am not husby-material."
Jack liked you. Of course he did. But last time he had a family, it ended badly. Very badly. He wanted you to go and get married. He wanted you to be happy. But, you both knew how he felt. He wasnât fooling anyoneâŠBut, he was the first to bring you to the altar and pretend to smile during the ceremony.
But, his eyes widened when you hesitated when it was time to say âI doâ. Something felt wrong. You couldnât tell what it was until you felt Jack behind you. AndâŠin front of everyone elseâŠHe dared hug you from behind. His whole aura feltâŠdifferent. He then whispered for only you to hear.
"I know what I said. I know that I am a damn fuck-up. ButâŠDonât marry him. Please."
Your first reaction was rage. How dared he ?! He had no right ruining your marriage ! He had told you to get married ! He had even congratulated youâŠBut when you turned around and all you could see in his eyes was desperationâŠYour eyes softened and you took his hand.
"âŠLetâs get out of here."
You told him and Jack grinned before pulling you into his arms.
"My pleasure." He then used his abilities to get you the both of you out of the building.
Perks of being an entityâŠ
"No."
Brahms didnât want you to marry anyone. And he was sure to tell you from the start. But, he knew he couldnât tell you why. He wanted to. Badly. But, he wasâŠscared.
"BrahmsâŠ" He heard you call him from behind his bedroom door and he shook his head.
"NoâŠ"
"Brahms. Please." You tried to reach out to him with your wordsâŠbut it didnât seem to work.
"I. Said. No."
Fortunately, you had the keys to his room and went in. It was dark, but you could still make out his figure in the darkness. You reached out for him. But when you touched him, he snapped.
"NO !" He shoved you back and for the first time, Brahms was truly angry. His breathing became hectic and his grip was almost painful. "Brahms is a good boy ! He has always been a good boy to you ! So why ?! Why wonât you love Brahms ?!"
Your eyes widened in shock. You knew he was upset, but you didnât think it was to such extentâŠYour eyes softened and you calmly reached out for his head to press his face against your shoulder.
"I am sorry, Brahms. I didnât understandâŠI didnât thinkâŠ"
He started crying against your shoulder as he held you closer.
"Donât goâŠLove me. Love meâŠ"
His voice cracked and you shed a few tears yourself as you returned his hug.
"Iâll stay. I am here, Brahms. I wonât leave you."
He looked up at you with tearful eyes and asked with a weak and desperate expression.
"Promise ?"
You pressed him closer against you.
"Yes, Brahms. I promise."
"Well, shit. Am I early ?" Bo asked while looking aroundâseeing that no one had arrived yet. He looked down at his watch. Of course he was late. That wasnât issue. But, he wasnât so late as to have missed the whole thingâŠ
But then, you came out. You didnât seem happy to see him. He sighed. Had Lester and Vince given him the wrong damn time ? WellâŠNot that it really mattered. He smiled and waved.
"Hello there, darlinâ. Sorry for showing up lateâŠor early ? To be honest, I have no goddamn clue of the time. And you know ma bruthers donât really know how to read soâŠ"
You shook your head.
"The marriage is off."
There was a moment of silence.
"âŠWhat ?"
"You heard me."
He sighed.
"âŠWell, thank goodness for that. No offense darlsâ, but yer little sweetheart was a goddamn bore."
He told you before pulling out a pack of cigarettes and lighting up one. He blew the smoke out and it seemed all tension left his body as he tilted his head back and stared up at the sky.
"Arenât you at least going to ask me why ?"
He huffed a laugh before shaking his head.
"âŠNah, darlsâ. I know why ya did it. Am not blind. Nor dumâ." He smirked before finally looking at you. "Was gonna crash that ridiculous weddinâ anyway. Ya jusâ made ma job easierâŠ"
It was your time to huff a laugh. You didnât know if it was true, but you didnât really care.
"âŠCan I have a smoke ?", you finally asked and Bo nodded.
"Sure ya can. You earned it."
He then gave you a cigarette and lit it with his. He then stayed a few seconds longer than necessary before pulling away.
"You know what ?"
You turned your head towards him.
"What ?"
He smirked.
"Canât wait to see how prutty youâll be in that wedding dress when itâs my turnâŠ"
COMEDIC RELIEF! FEM!READER INTROS WITH MK 11 CAST PART 1
SUMMARY : You are a powerful Earthrealm warrior with the ability to pick up peoples fighting styles. (Basically Shujinko.) and shapeshift into them. You were once a part of the Black Dragon and dated Kano but left.
WARNING : Suggestive dialogue.
A/N : This was fun. I missed doing this.
ROMANCE FLIRTY DIALOGUE
Kung Lao
Fujin
Scorpion
Kitana
Nightwolf
Shao Kahn
Probably more that I forgot. main character wants to f with everything tbh
FATALITIES
Rock, Paper, Scissors
(Y/N) will shape shift into Scorpion first. Sheâll throw the spear at the opponent and yell âGet Over Here!â Sheâll pull you over towards her. Sheâll shape shift into Sindel and use her scream, making all the skin pull off her opponent. Then sheâll change into Liu Kang and preform his bicycle kick to go right through her opponent.
Monkey See, Monkey Do
(Y/N) will change into whoever her opponent is. Then hit her opponent in the face repeatedly saying, âwhy are you hitting yourself?â The manically laugh and do a spin kick to kick their head off.
FRIENDS
Kung Lao
Scorpion (one sided on her side)
Nightwolf
Noob Saibot (one sided on her side)
Kitana
Liu Kang
Cassie Cage
Fujin
ALLIES
Sheeva
Sub-Zero
Raiden
Jax Briggs
Johnny Cage
Jacqui Briggs
NEUTRAL
Rain
Mileena
Jade
Erron Black
Kabal
Baraka
Kotal Kahn
ENIMES
Cetrion
Frost
Shao Kahn (one sided on her side)
DâVorah
Geras
Kano
Skarlet
Sonya Blade
Shang Tsung
Kollector
Sindel
DIALOGUE
(Y/N) #1 : Whoâs hotter? Kung Lao or NightWolf?
(Y/N) #2 : Shao Kahn.
(Y/N) #1 : Thereâs no hope for you.
(Y/N) #2 : Okay round two. Whoâs hotter? Kitana or Sonya?
(Y/N) #1 : Skarlet.
(Y/N) #2 : Dear god, what is wrong with you?
(Y/N) : Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SCORPION : Itâs me.
(Y/N) : I canât tell if youâre going along with my flirting or if you mean that literally.
(Y/N) : *shape shifted into Scorpion* Get over here!
SCORPION : How many times are you going to say that?
(Y/N) : *back to normal* Until it gets old.
(Y/N) : *imitating Smoke* Where there is Smoke there is fire!
SCORPION : I do not say that.
(Y/N) : One of you ninja freaks do.
(Y/N) : *shape shifted into Sub-Zero but with Scorpionâs voice* Get over here!
SUB-ZERO : I do not say that.
(Y/N) : *back to normal* Itâs not my fault you donât got a cool catchphrase.
(Y/N) : Come on, Kuai, donât give me the cold shoulder. Ha! Get it? Because you got frosty powers?
SUB-ZERO : Yes. I get it, (Y/N).
(Y/N) : Cool. Glad weâre on the same page.
JADE : You and Johnny Cage are a headache.
(Y/N) : Yeah but Iâm the funny one right?
JADE : By the godsâŠ
(Y/N) : Youâre cute when you get all fiery.
JADE : I am not nor will I ever be interested,
(Y/N) : Are you Outworld women conceited? I was trynna be all girl power and compliment you.
(Y/N) : 50 bucks says I beat you.
RAIDEN : I do not wager money.
(Y/N) : If youâre broke just say that.
(Y/N) : Come on, Raiden! Hook me up with Fujin.
RAIDEN : I will not play matchmaker with my brother.
(Y/N) : So youâre broke and not a matchmaker? What are you good for?
LIU KANG : Are you ready for training?
(Y/N) : Not if Kung Lao isnât here.
LIU KANG : You know youâre the only person to utter that.
(Y/N) : Double or nothing!
LIU KANG : *laughs* I have already beaten you twenty times, (Y/N).
(Y/N) : So??? I will be the last one standing!
(Y/N) : Is it hot in here or is it just you?
LIU KANG : Didnât you use that line on Scorpion?
(Y/N) : Give me a break. I canât keep track of everything I said.
(Y/N) : Do your bicycle kick into Shao Kahn. He wonât leave me alone.
LIU KANG : I pity that you have to deal with that.
(Y/N) : The chosen one pities me? I must be dead meat.
(Y/N) : Iâm not the bad guy anymore, Sonya.
SONYA BLADE : You were with Kano. Bad guy still stands with you.
(Y/N) : Yeesh. If you want to fuck him, go ahead.
(Y/N) : *shape shifted into Sonya but with Kanoâs voice* âEllo baby, did you miss me?
SONYA BLADE : Thatâs not funny.
(Y/N) : *back to normal* Donât be jealous cuz you canât do the voice.
KUNG LAO : How come you havenât trained with me?
(Y/N) : Iâm scared Iâll hurt you.
KUNG LAO : Oh, sweetheart. Thatâs just not possible.
KUNG LAO : You dated Kano?!
(Y/N) : Are you judging me, Lao?
KUNG LAO : I just didnât know your type was losers.
KUNG LAO : It seems like all the men want you.
(Y/N) : I know right? Iâm a total catch.
KUNG LAO : None are better than me.
(Y/N) : You know the Darth Vader thing you got going on is kinda hot.
NOOB SAIBOT : I will bring you to death.
(Y/N) : Okay on second thoughtâŠ.
NOOB SAIBOT : Your fighting is impressive for an Earthrealm woman.
(Y/N) : Why thank you dark shadow thing.
NOOB SAIBOT : That doesnât mean you can beat me.
(Y/N) : Come on, Bi-Han. We were buddies, remember?
NOOB SAIBOT : I tolerated you. I do not like you.
(Y/N) : Weâll thatâs just hurtful.
(Y/N) : Come on. Say it. Just once.
KANO : *sighs* Throw a shrimp on the Barbie.
(Y/N) : Aww. You do still love me.
KANO : That bloke still hitting on you?
(Y/N) : You know how many men I have lined up? Youâre going to have to be more specific.
KANO : The one with the stupid hat.
KANO : Your last chance to come back to me.
(Y/N) : Iâd rather be with Shao Kahn than you.
KANO : You got yourself a death wish.
MILEENA : Come dance with me.
(Y/N) : How about no?
MILEENA : Then Iâll make you.
(Y/N) : Iâm kinda into the whole vampire thing.
SKARLET : I am no vampire you mistake.
(Y/N) : Ouch. That wasnât even necessary.
JOHNNY CAGE : You and me would make the hottest couple in Hollywood.
(Y/N) : Iâd rather die than be caught dating a white American man.
JOHNNY CAGE : Death over dating me? Seriously?
(Y/N) : Now that I think about it, Takeda is kinda cute.
JACQUI BRIGGS : Donât even (Y/N).
(Y/N) : What? I said I was thinking it.
JACQUI BRIGGS : Donât say itâŠ
(Y/N) : Okay I wonâtâŠ.your dadâs kinda hot -
JACQUI BRIGGS : Stop it!
(Y/N) : To what do I owe this displeasure?
DâVORAH : The Kahn wants you. Alive.
(Y/N) : The Kahn will be disappointed then.
(Y/N) : *shape shifted into Shang Tsung* Your soul is mine!
SHANG TSUNG : I sound nothing like that!
(Y/N) : *back to normal* Sure you donâtâŠ
SINDEL : You are too weak for Shao Kahn.
(Y/N) : And yetâŠhe wants me more than you.
SINDEL : A fatal mistake he has made.
KITANA : Tell Kung Lao I am not interested.
(Y/N) : Because youâre going to admit your undying love for me right?
KITANA : *laughs* You amuse me, (Y/N).
CASSIE CAGE : So do you like girls or boys?
(Y/N) : I like whatever looks good.
CASSIE CAGE : That is such a âyouâ answer.
CASSIE CAGE : Come on, admit it. You like him a little.
(Y/N) : He keeps sending human hearts at my door. No!
CASSIE CAGE : Who knew Shao Kahn was a romantic?
(Y/N) : You know you want me.
JAX BRIGGS : Tuh. Not exactly my type.
(Y/N) : What I gotta do? Get a cheap blonde wig?
KABAL : Fighting me wonât make you gain all my moves.
(Y/N) : That is literally how it works.
KABAL : Ah shit.
SHAO KAHN : I will kill all my concubines just to have you.
(Y/N) : Why doesnât anyone normal want me?
SHAO KAHN : You did not deny me.
SHAO KAHN : Earthrealm is wasting your power.
(Y/N) : Let me guess, you have better use for it?
SHAO KAHN : More than you know.
(Y/N) : Tell your scream queen wife to leave me alone.
SHAO KAHN : Her jealousy is its own weapon.
(Y/N) : How the hell did the tyrant want me?!
(Y/N) : Stop sending me human hearts in a box. Itâs weird.
SHAO KAHN : What would you like for me to do?
(Y/N) : Not send me human hearts???
(Y/N) : How come youâre not my mentor and Raiden is?
FUJIN : Because we wouldnât be able to go through one lesson without you flirting.
(Y/N) : I canât help it if youâre hot.
(Y/N) : Iâm ready to be blown away Fujin. Get it? Because you control the wind. And stuffâŠ
FUJIN : Yes, (Y/N). I get it.
(Y/N) : Good. Letâs tussle.
(Y/N) : 50 bucks says I beat you.
FUJIN : Are you sure you want to lose all your money?
(Y/N) : Oh you think youâre the funny one here?
FUJIN : Ignore Shao Kahnâs advances, (Y/N).
(Y/N) : You say that like Iâve been hanging around with him.
FUJIN : After finding out about Sindel, I donât know what to expect.
FUJIN : Your power is most impressive.
(Y/N) : *giggling* I take that like youâre flirting with me.
FUJIN : You take everything I say as me flirting with you.
NIGHTWOLF : You are a powerful warrior, (Y/N).
(Y/N) : *giggling* You make me blush, Nightwolf.
NIGHTWOLF : Show me what you can do.
(Y/N) : If your name isnât Nightwolf then what is it?
NIGHTWOLF : I will never hear the end of it if I tell you.
(Y/N) : Aw. Donât be shy, Nighty.
OTHER INTROS MENTIONING YOU
LIU KANG : (Y/N) says she likes you better than me.
KUNG LAO : Smart and beautiful. What doesnât she have?
LIU KANG : The sense to realize I am the better one.
SHAO KAHN : I will have (Y/N) and take over Earthrealm.
KUNG LAO : Tuh. Donât think youâre her type.
SHAO KAHN : Says the one who gets rejected for Liu Kang.
LIU KANG : You knowâŠ(Y/N) doesnât seem like your type.
KANO : She wasnât personality wise but body wise she was.
LIU KANG : You are truly insufferable, Kano.
SINDEL : That pretender has gotten under your skin.
SHAO KAHN : I donât need you of all people to tell me that.
SINDEL : That rat will die where she stands.
SCORPION : Your ex will not stop showing her affections for me.
KANO : Sheâll fuck anything with a pulse.
SCORPION : She dated you. I expect that.
RAIDEN : (Y/N), keeps asking about you.
FUJIN : Really? What has she said?
RAIDEN : Do not fall for a mortal, brother.
JOHNNY CAGE : We all know you wanna bone (Y/N), dude.
NIGHTWOLF : I canât tell if youâre (Y/N) impersonating Cage or if thatâs really you.
JOHNNY CAGE : Really? We act that much alike?
JADE : How are you friends with (Y/N)?
KITANA : Sheâs not as bad as you think she is, Jade.
JADE : I highly doubt that.
FUJIN : Stay away from, (Y/N).
SHAO KAHN : I am not threatened by an air bender.
FUJIN : You should be.
SONYA BLADE : (Y/N) is not your friend, Cassie.
CASSIE CAGE : Canât you put your beef in the past? Sheâs cool.
SONYA BLADE : Once a black dragon, always a black dragon.
TOWER ENDING
Iâm pretty much a badass so it was expected that I was the one to defeat Kronika. There was one thing I wasnât sure about. The hourglass.
Changing history would mean the relationships Iâve made along the way would be forgotten. And I would go back to being the evil bitch in the Black Dragon.
In the new timeline, I made it exactly how it should be. Liu Kang and Kung Lao heroes. Shang Tsung, Shao Kahn, and the others casted away like they never existed.
Everything was supposed to be peaceful.
I started to feel a newfound boredom. Because there was no chaos and I made everything perfect, there was nothing. Absolutely nothing.
The people Iâve once cared about had no recollection of me and I didnât know what to be. The only reason why I was one of the good guys was because of the people that were near and dear to my heart.
So I did what I do best, I played the bad guy.
And damn does it feel good to be the bad guy again.
A/N : part 2 or mk 1 next?????
I wanna dress Will Graham up all nice and pretty just to mess him all up again :3
BROOO YOU GOT ME THINKING!! Give me like two sentences and I could go on and on if I'm feeling it. So I offer you my ramblingsđ€Č
Does anyone remember that one Criminal Minds episode where this lady collects human dolls?!?
Well, make that into male reader insert <(ŽÏ`<)
CW Sorry, i realized I don't put these often : reader is a serial killer and will is profiling him, reader views people as objects, reader can't tell what's real and will uses that to his advantage, will refers to himself as a 'sex doll', murder (not too descriptive), reader loses his virginity, sex, stalking, kidnapping, obsessive behavior NOT PROOFREAD ENDING IS RUSHED!
FEM ALIGNED + MINORS DNI
When I find myself in times of trouble
Leonard Nimoy comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Sweet Like Chocolate (Venom Drabble)
Eddie/Venom x GN!Reader / requests are open
Summary: Venom's enjoys it when you're his host.
CW: fluff, making fun of Eddie
Venom Tag List: (send an ask to be added to a tag list!)
missionary so they can keep arguing
Spot of Trouble
Requested Anonymously | Sentence Prompt
âNo, no-no, that didnât happen!â Quark was saying. The laughter turned his voice light, his hands fluttering excitedly over the counter as Jadzia related the story to him.
âIt did!â Jadzia exclaimed, a big grin on her face. âYou shouldâve seen her! It was amazing! She walked out of the back room with a bag full of latinum and said, âThat was just like musical chairs, but with guns!â And bam, Curzon was in love."Â
"Curzon was in love with everybody and their little old granny,â you reminded Jadzia even as you warmed at her praise. âHe was even in love with you.â
âOh, shush!â said Jadzia, slapping your arm. She leaned back over the bar to get closer to Quark. âY'know Curzon kissed her once?â
âNo!â Quark gasped dramatically, splaying his hand over his chest.
You face-palmed. You were never going to let Jadzia talk to Quark ever again.
Jadzia giggled at Quarkâs reaction. âShe slapped him. And he fell in love all over again!â
âIâm going to beat your spots off,â you informed Jadzia. âYouâre not drunk enough to excuse this behavior.â
âYou donât excuse my behavior no matter how drunk I am,â Jadzia argued, and she was right.
âThatâs because youâre responsible for all the stupid stuff you do while under the influence,â you said. âPlus, Iâm your best friend, which means I have to call you out for all your mistakes. No one else will.â
Jadzia snorted. âKilljoy. Iâll tell you more later, Quark.â
âPlease do!"Â he agreed.
"No, you wonât,â you said, even though you knew she would. And maybe you didnât really mind.
Spot of Trouble
Requested Anonymously | Sentence Prompt
âNo, no-no, that didnât happen!â Quark was saying. The laughter turned his voice light, his hands fluttering excitedly over the counter as Jadzia related the story to him.
âIt did!â Jadzia exclaimed, a big grin on her face. âYou shouldâve seen her! It was amazing! She walked out of the back room with a bag full of latinum and said, âThat was just like musical chairs, but with guns!â And bam, Curzon was in love."Â
"Curzon was in love with everybody and their little old granny,â you reminded Jadzia even as you warmed at her praise. âHe was even in love with you.â
âOh, shush!â said Jadzia, slapping your arm. She leaned back over the bar to get closer to Quark. âY'know Curzon kissed her once?â
âNo!â Quark gasped dramatically, splaying his hand over his chest.
You face-palmed. You were never going to let Jadzia talk to Quark ever again.
Jadzia giggled at Quarkâs reaction. âShe slapped him. And he fell in love all over again!â
âIâm going to beat your spots off,â you informed Jadzia. âYouâre not drunk enough to excuse this behavior.â
âYou donât excuse my behavior no matter how drunk I am,â Jadzia argued, and she was right.
âThatâs because youâre responsible for all the stupid stuff you do while under the influence,â you said. âPlus, Iâm your best friend, which means I have to call you out for all your mistakes. No one else will.â
Jadzia snorted. âKilljoy. Iâll tell you more later, Quark.â
âPlease do!"Â he agreed.
"No, you wonât,â you said, even though you knew she would. And maybe you didnât really mind.
Headcanons: A Relationship with Julian
It actually didnât start out smooth sailing
He tried being too confident, you brushed him off because you thought he was cocky
It was almost three days later when the bashful boy admitted he was just nervous
It was adorable I kid you not
âWhat am I supposed to wear on a date with a puppy?â
You may either love or hate the holoprogram thing but you kinda feel exasperated every time you do one with him because Julian has no taste, Garak can confirm
Seriously, whether you like holoprograms or not, you get him some NICE ones as a gift for your own sake because even the ones he gets from Quark are awful
Miles side-eyeing you suspiciously for a long time because heâs seen Julian get hurt enough times
Boy remembers every single anniversary. Doesnât matter whether you care about anniversaries or not, he remembers them all and always does something, even if itâs just flowers or somethings
That affectionately exasperated smile he gets whenever you and Garak gang up on him in an argument or in anything really because you do it all the time (Garak does it on purpose because he thinks itâs hilarious) and itâs frustratingly adorable
After about a year of dating and you both know this is a very serious relationship, he tells you about his genetic enhancements
But he angsts about it first like whoa
I mean, you probably thought he was gonna break up with you, thatâs how stressed he was about it
It was an intense conversation
really intense
But you actually got a lot closer afterwards because Julian didnât feel like he had to hide anything from you ever again after you accepted something so big
C U D D L E S cuddles everywhere
Changing your schedule so you can walk him back to his quarters after heâs had one of those two-days-without-sleep streaks of work
Hair fluffing
Julian likes it when you paint your nails. Itâs just a thing he has, donât know why
Cultural exchange. Does NOT matter where youâre from, he wants to tell you all about his culture and learn everything about yours
âWell, when I was in Med schoolâŠâ
He wants to read all your favorite books, doesnât matter what they are. He thinks it will tell him something important about you
Hugging turns into clingy cuddling almost always
Miles snitching on Julian whenever he thinks somethingâs wrong (you appreciate this, Julian does not)
Julian doesnât want you meeting his parents under any circumstances
Of course you meet them
It doesnât go well
Might have been fine if you didnât know about Julianâs enhancements but you totally know and keep passive aggressively bringing up child abuse in the most casual manner possible
Julian doesnât know whether heâs embarrassed or proud of your protective attitude (heâs proud, heâs totally proud, he might cry)
Cuddling on the couch because heâs too tired to actually go out some nights
You donât tease Julian about Kukalaka and he is Very Grateful
You and Keiko having Girlsâ Nights so Julian and Miles can go be Men with a Capital M
You and Garak conspire to destroy all of Julianâs Awful Outfits so that heâll be forced to actually wear clothes that donât hurt your eyes
Forehead kisses
Sitting on the same chair, no matter how small the chair is
Jadzia adores you and thinks youâre the best thing ever to happen to Julian
Things go from Very Serious to Seriously Very Serious and you donât really notice because it feels natural
But Julian totally notices
Heâs carrying a little velvet box around with him everywhere
He wanted to make the proposal special but heâs so freaked out that heâs willing to get down on one knee in the turbolift if he can just get the guts to do it
Thatâs actually what he ends up doing pretty much
And itâs ridiculous and perfect which basically defines your whole relationship