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It’s Jewish heritage month here in America. I have noticed a big conversation happening on other social media platforms, and I wanted to say my opinion.
A Jew is a Jew is a Jew.
That includes patrilineal Jews, converts, Jews of any denominations, Jews of color, atheist Jews, Jews who are reconnecting with Judaism, the list goes on.
I don’t believe in coming out. I will occasionally just drop romantic lore/update people on my life. So upon telling my coworker I have a boyfriend, with her only knowing about my previous girlfriend, she asked what my preference is. Neither? I’m actually just really into guitars and their owners keep bewitching me.
to pretend that horrible people cannot make good art is another way to conflate beauty and talent with integrity and morality. the works of monsters are best examined with knowledge of the author in mind but art is not inherently reflective. human beings are creative, and habitual liars- it'd be stupid to pretend art must always be a portrait of its creator
#also try as you might ‘bad people can’t make good art’ accustoms you to a way of thinking that’s risky#‘i know x’s art is good therefore x cannot be bad’ is a line of reasoning it’s easy to back into without meaning to
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Let's ambush mama! 😼
"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"
"Pallas kittens."
The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.
all u catholics think u have the premium on sexy religious ritual but is there anything sexier than tefillin? no
like oh just gonna bind the word of g-d to my arm with leather straps nbd
being Jewish and worshipping Gd has elements that are inherently erotic, and we have too much going on existentially to be dealing in sexual shame most of the time
ALSO in the times of the beis hamikdash men used to wear tefillin all day including when they were on the battle field and sometimes I imagine jewish warriors all bloodied and tough and wearing tefillin and… woah mama
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"
self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"
lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"
Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?
blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.
best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko
like uncle iroh 100% does dumb shit on purpose sometimes to get people to underestimate him and keep zuko from capturing the avatar, but other times he just, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does impulsive dumb shit for no reason other than the fact that terminal stupid presumably runs in the royal family's blood
uncle: "you never think things through, prince zuko!"
also uncle:
once got captured by the earth kingdom army buck ass naked bc he really wanted to go to a hot spring in enemy territory
betrayed zhao at the Northern Water Tribe with no escape plan and then spent 3 weeks starving on a boat
immediately went to a spa resort upon publicly committing treason
ate a poisonous plant and, in the spirit of Two Fish Hook Sokka, was going to solve the problem by eating another potentially poisonous plant
decided the safest place in the world they could go was the city he once FAMOUSLY laid siege to for 600 days
instead of lying low or giving a modicum of a shit about people recognizing him, overachieved himself into becoming one of the most well-known restaurant owners in said city
in fact overachieved so hard that he got an invite to meet the earth king (whose city he, again, once FAMOUSLY LAID SIEGE TO) which he fucking? accepted????
#no wonder zuko was constantly frothing at the mouth! he's the only one who knows the truth!#god just imagine the number of times people have seen zuko yelling at iroh#and assumed zuko was just being mean#when zuko was actually yelling at his uncle for wasting all their money bartering with pirates AGAIN#everyone assumes iroh is babysitting zuko but really they're pingponging responsibility back and forth#and zuko at least has the excuse of being 16#anyway I love Uncle Hypocrite so much; funniest motherfucker on the planet (via OP)
Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that
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happy international women's day to international women
the wording of this is a joke but I'm serious in the sense of solidarity with immigrant women, refugee women, women in exile, women in the 'global south', women in all countries where women's rights are being attacked.
It should go without saying that this includes trans women, since they are women.
women's rights include many things from trans rights (see above), reproductive rights, voting rights, labor rights, access to healthcare, access to education and many many more issues. These are usually not exclusively women's issues but often primarily or openly target women and people read as women.
my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks
situational update: a little girl screamed "LEAVE HIM ALONE" and now there's noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat
further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.
bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and "but tell him to leave the frog alone" tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.
as expected, frog was bothered again and frog warrior took up her weapon once more. all children are being collected to leave on charges of acting "like y'all have NO sense"
personally I stand with frog defender on this issue
#justiceforfroggirl
Everyone knows Ahmed Al Ahmed's name.
It's time to know theirs:
Boris and Sofia Gurman - Russian Jews. The first people who attempted to disarm one of the shooters. They died protecting people.
Reuven Morrison - a 60 year old Jewish man who hurled a brick at one of the shooters to distract him. He was shot and killed.
Edith Brutman - vice president of an anti-prejudice and anti-discrimination committee at B’nai B’rith NSW.
Marika Pogany - an 82 year old Jewish volunteer who assisted Jewish seniors.
10 year old Matilda. A Jewish girl who was shot and killed while playing at the petting zoo.
Dan Elkayam - a French Jew living in Australia who loved soccer.
Rabbi Eli Schlanger - father of five, who promoted dancing with joy to combat antisemitism.
Rabbi Yaakov Levitan - shot while handing out tefillin.
Peter Meagher - retired police officer who was taking photos at the events. Photography was his retirement passion.
Alex Kleytman - a Holocaust survivor who died protecting his wife.
Tibor Weitzen - a Russian Jew known as the "lolli man". He would give confectionery to the children of his shul.
An unidentified 40-year-old man was taken to Royal Prince Alfred Hospital on Sunday but died at the hospital.
And we still have more to be identified.
this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail
country music 40 years ago: I have warrants out in 7 counties. I’m on the run after killing my boss. I’m crossfaded on pot and whiskey. My wife is leaving me. Government is failing us. The cops suck.
country music now: Nothing bad ever happens in small towns. I love drinking ice cold beer and driving around in my $50k truck. Friday night football!
Same vibe
raise hell, praise the ghost of Dale!
I love finding out new things about Saint Robin Williams
#i think people forget sometimes that being a good ally #sometimes means guarding the closet door [via @anais-ninja-bitch]
BEING A GOOD ALLY SOMETIMES MEANS GUARDING THE CLOSET DOOR
[Image description: two frames from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas, showing the mayor of Halloween town (top) and a werewolf wearing a flannel shirt (bottom). The mayor's face is white and frowning, with bulging red eyes. He is wearing a black hat and coat, a red badge that reads "mayor," and a spider necktie.
Mayor: there's only 365 days left till next Halloween!
Werewolf: 364!
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halloween time 🎃
