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Llemis/Every, any pronouns (SWITCH AROUND I'M BEGGING) Agender in an enby way, your nerdy neighbour, "We're born human and the rest is all drag" - Rupaul

[your-friendly-neighbor-nerd]

Welcome to the utter clutter chaos of this blog, stay as long as you'd like

Writing blog : @itsbasicallyabechoblog

Art blog : @sketchesnbullshit

Masterlist (mostly fanfics)/ Writing Folder /Dragon Age OC stuff

Most of this is untagged bullshit, no I won't ever "actually tidy up", this is my house

Yapping and info under the cut

I came back from the dead a few days ago as of writing this but technically made this blog in 2020 so you could say I've been here for a while.

What About? :

This is mostly obsession focused which means lots of reblogs and thoughts based on the current one(s).

Also, lots of OC yapping, lots of OC as a whole (about 500 last time I counted), both from original universe and obsessions (like shows, comics, books, etc)

Tags :

Og posting is found in #every talks (more shitposting than anything) or #every’s life (talking about my life). The rest is untagged bullshit except for spoilers lol

Rants and bad stuff is generally in #every rants so block it if you don’t want to see me complain

#every's other house means it's a self reblog from a side blog

Other Socials :

I have an AO3 and a Wattpad but haven't posted there in forever so if you really want to know it just ask me.

Also have a Discord (Llemis) if y'all are interested!

Tiktok : llemisthinkstoomuch

Insta (main + cosplay) : llemis_s_junk

Insta (art) : pom_potty_pomart

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

[hardgockcafe]

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never start feeding a cat. It will love you and a cat that loves you is the most annoying beast on the planet.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#why not just love it back then#like if i wanted to i could make this a whole thing and send it to my crush but i'll just leave it here

Loving it back makes both you and the cat more annoying

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#so....hows it going with the neighbor's neglected cat....

He's the snuggliest bastard in the entire fucking world thanks for asking

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You guys will never guess what beast is kneading all the skin off my shoulders right now

[heckthatbork]

Having dates turned on is really funny because the time between the first and last post is three days

[prehistoricsilverfish]

TIL my coworker is deathly afraid of cats and today in the car she told me about her tragic backstory. "You see... one day I found a stray on the streets, and I asked my father if we could bring it into the house and keep it as a pet, so he did. And one night while I was sleeping... it came up to me... AND SLEPT ON ME!! 😱😭"

And I'm like girl they're supposed to do that 😭 You brought a cuddle machine into your home, what do you expect???

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]

[popittart]

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I've started watching Scavengers Reign and this thing is my new best friend

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I laughed for 30 straight seconds at this tag doubled over my keyboard

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#when i first saw this thing in the show i was like aww cute#it is not aww cute actually

It COULD have been aww cute and it MADE THE CONSCIOUS AND DELIBERATE DECISION NOT TO BE. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I called it a psychic divorce frog to my friend and he sent me this

So that answers that mystery I guess

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i saw this post before watching scavengers reign and wondered what psychic divorce frog could possibly mean#but i’ve started watching it and damn that thing really is a psychic divorce frog

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[tillero]

Little reminder of someone

[selene1311-f]

Anybody trying to separate transmasc and nonbinary people from the trans community is my enemy; I don't fucking care what the excuse is, take it and shove it up your fucking ass.

Transmasc people belong in the trans community.

Nonbinary people belong in the trans community.

Frankly anybody suffering discrimination for not performing gender the way cis people expect them to belongs in the trans community.

If you try to separate them, to pry them off and build a "community" for transfem people only, fuck you; I'll have no part of it. Not cause I'm spineless, not because I'm some fucking doormat, but because I fucking LOVE THEM, and I don't WANT a space without them.

Grow tf up, we need to be good sisters to them.

EDIT: I've realized I'm not a binary trans woman; I'm something else. She/They/It for now, probably gonna pick up some neopronouns once I figure things out. Hella love to my nonbinary and transmasc siblings, yall helped me realize femininity is not where my gender ends. I love you all <3

[ryanthedemiguy]

There is no difference between "LGB without the T" and trying to remove anyone who isn't a perisex binary trans woman from the trans community.

[huggingtentacles]

Being knocked out for more than 5 minutes means very serious brain damage but humans not having a turn-off button would do immense damage to our collective storytelling. So many films and books and videogames just wouldn't happen if writers stopped bonking their characters on the head. Insane.

[kittyswitching]

trans men absolutely are in sex work, the majority just present as women for work because it's much harder to make money if you don't. You don't see them because they're forced to detransition for work or you haven't even tried to look for the ones who are presenting masc. They're all over the sex work forums if you know what to look for and how they talk about it.

there is no "trans men aren't pushed into sex work" privilege. It is not a privilege to be forced into it AND have to detransition for it. This isn't a competition

[m4rklol]

I think a lot of "trans men aren't affected by this" stuff boils down to the trans men in question that ARE affected being deminished to not being men at all or being forced to detransition/pretend to be women

A lot of talk about boymoding and how hard it is but trans men do the exact same thing the other way around and a lot of times specifically because they are forced into sex work

The trans community in general would be way healthier if we realized we literally go through the same exact stuff

[copepods]

apprentice(s)

[sketchytea]

day 4 of @shadow-dragon-week - friends / enemies

TARQUIN'S GONNA BE SO MAD

chapter (1/?)

rating: gen

words: 6,266

warnings: violence / blood / injury

finch belongs to the wonderful @lesbijkas

“You said there’d be less than ten of the bastards—this is more like ten thousand!” Finch shouted to be heard above the clash of steel and crackling of spells, throwing up a shield to block a Venatori firebolt hurtling towards them as they ran, “So that's twenty gold, at least , and I want them paid in fried crab cakes!”

read on ao3 - read on ellipsus

flipped version below

[just-sans-things]

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

[joyflameball]

#this blog is titled just sans things but this is one of the most rouxls kaard posts i've ever seen

[kind-of-human2]

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

[buriedknight]

ough Arbites women.

attack on @yamikuruku!

[opera-ghost]