skwishface

Voice actor and writer. Just tryin' to make words happen, man. Occasional bits of fanfic will flit across this blog as I stretch my brain.

[montereybayaquarium]

We made one.

[skwishface]

Wholesome

[softlenaluthor]

[thegunlady]

#every year he doesnt have an emmy is a sham

[lesterfreamon]

The Wire 2x06

[chronicallyugh]

👏NE👏VER👏NOT👏TIRED👏

a little clappysongydance I would do

if I had the energy

[flawlice-deactivated20160906]

war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’

[gemstone-enemas]

#moon moon will ride eternal

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

[focussoup]

I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen

[thenatsdorf]

Foster mom welcomes another baby into her litter.

[porantioquia]

[beefcaaake]

She perfect 💕

[tatertodd-perished-deactivated2]

[toshiagain]

[embyrr922]

turn on your sound for the love of god listen to this little goblin

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

he’s so fat!

[alloverthegaf]

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

[alloverthegaf]

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

[alloverthegaf]

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

[alloverthegaf]

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

[alloverthegaf]

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

[alloverthegaf]

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

[alloverthegaf]

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

[alloverthegaf]

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

[alloverthegaf]

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

[alloverthegaf]

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

[alloverthegaf]

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

[alloverthegaf]

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

[alloverthegaf]

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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[charamath]

[candyviolence-deactivated201801]

Now THIS is art.

[karenhallion]

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

IT JUST GOT BETTER

[rogueone]

Star Wars + hugs

[skwishface]

This post cured my everything.

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

[persephonesidekick]

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

[runecestershire]

[runecestershire]

So I’m more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.

Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.

Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.

That’s the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. It’s inevitable, the tropes are hungry.

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop

[daimonie]

i met a scholar once who said that tragedies aren’t about a silly “flaw” or anything, it’s about having a hero who’s just in the wrong goddamn story

if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldn’t be duped by any of iago’s shit, he’d sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, they’re both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now we’ve got all these bodies to bury.

[whopooh]

The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.

I love this post.

[haunted-hideaway]

Feels

[vr-trakowski]

I believe the artist is Katy Doughty.  

[kenshiliker]

@bunn1cula

[1los]

[10knotes]

omfg that is just too adorable

[chronicallyugh]

ME: “I really need to spend today resting.” PREDNISONE: “Make cake pops that look like ice cream cones.” ME: “Okay? But, like?? Why???” PREDNISONE: “You gotta.” ~ #whenyougottayougotta #cakepops #prednisone #corticosteroids #flare #medication #lupus #systemiclupus #autoimmune #chronicillness #spoonie #spoonielife

[aestheticdaydreaming]

This is Suits Studio, a tailoring company specializing in women’s suits. 

We specialize in suits, but we’re not dressing men.

[chronicallyugh]

N is for Napover!

syn: 😑, me rn, me errday, mood

(art used with permission from @artbymoga, go read her comics and find joy)

[image description: drawing of a person bundled in blankets with a grumpy gaze peering out of the blanket cave, saying “No.”; text above says “napover: noun, the sluggish, fuzzy-brained inability to function that can follow a short period of sleep; a nap hangover”]