Rebel Scum

[ex0skeletay]

Rey by WojtekFus

[itsfullofstars]

we are definitely looking forward to this new Star Wars story.

[skydashians-blog]

oh man oh man

[keybladesoras]

The flooding tunnels are over that ridge. We’ll get in that way.

[tastefullyoffensive]

A Mashup of Calvin and Hobbes and Star Wars: The Force Awakens  by Brian kesinger

[pink-rabbits-deactivated2017011]

queen of the universe, space mom™ to many, professional badass, slayer of the galaxies. my fav

[laughterkey]

Here comes the General. 

[adulthoodisokay]

RISE UP

[deathtakesapicklechip]

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve been waiting for. The pride of the Resistance: Leia Organa!

[seananmcguire]

Check it– Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I’m the model of an interstellar general, The adulated Ald'raanian Organa whose men are all Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Forgivin’ me my relatives Establishin’ my elegance and eloquence But the Rankor is in the room The truth is in ya face when ya hear the Order’s lasers go–

[vixyish]

PEW

[seananmcguire]

Any hope of success is fleeting How can I keep leading when the people I’m Leading keep retreating? We put a stop to the bleeding as damn Hux breaks Hosnian Where’s the Force?  And worse–

WE ARE OUTGUNNED!

[hexmeridian]

WHAT

[seananmcguire]

OUTPLAYED!

[rockcandyshrike]

WHAT

[seananmcguire]

OUTNUMBERED OUTWEIGHED!

[rockcandyshrike]

VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM

[seananmcguire]

We gotta fight or else we’ll fade! Ayo, I’m gonna need a Right-hand aide.

[gifsboom]

 Yoda the Cat Takes on Star Wars BB-8 droid. [video]

SnugglyCat

[cat-cosplay]

“On my Command…”

Debuting Captain Paw'sma of the Fur'st Order!

[notallmeninists]

YESSSS

[raptorwhisperer]

i’m not overly protective of star wars but when people say to watch the prequels first for story purposes I cringe because no no no you gotta watch it 4 5 6 1 2 3 okay

[that-vicious-vixen-blog]

THANK YOU

[withthingsunreal]

actually

and I recognise this may be controversial

you gotta watch it 4 5 1 2 3 6

yeah read that again

I am saying you gotta watch the prequels after Empire

here’s why: 

you get the backstory on Vader immediately after the ‘I am your father’ reveal

you get to drag out the suspense of Han being frozen in carbonite

you don’t immediately ruin the impact of Vader as a villain by starting out with what an awful whiner Anakin was

you also don’t leave Return on the Jedi on a confusing note of ‘wait who the hell is that other ghost’ if you watch the original trilogy in its entirety before hitting the prequels

you aren’t left feeling shitty by ending your marathon on Revenge of the Sith and instead get to close out with the potentially insipid but undoubtedly joyous celebration at the end of the Battle of Endor

basically if you’re going to include the prequels at all you need to incorporate them as a mid-story flashback

okay that’s all

[zawehzawah]

i watched star wars for the first time in the 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6 order and let me tell you, imho, that is the absolute best way to get the story out of th emovies.

it makes return of the jedi that much more poignant and good and like spook says, doesn’t leave on your final marathon note being revenge of the goddamn sith 

[rabbittiddy]

Plus it gives massive amount of context as to why somebody like Luke might want to go with the Empire, and why Jedi weren’t all that trusted.

[takashi0]

PSA for my followers getting into star wars for the new movie.

[skydashians-blog]

Personal preference is 4 5 2 3 6.  No 1 because I do not need podracing.  I do need Liam Neeson, but I need less Jar-Jar and no podracing also.  Plus, this was you get grumpy broody in love Anakin without the weirdness of him being in love with the girl who is easily 10-15 years older than him when they meet and he’s a baby.

[lousysharkbutt]

HES JUST A LITTLE STRESSED OUT

[lastyearsgirl]

Rey is given a luxury that comes so easily to male heroes – she simply turns a corner, finds a magical item (Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber, no less) and it awakens the Force in her. Just that. No searing infertility, no rape, no revelation of past abuse, no heartbreak, no sacrifice. No heroine who’s validity is defined by what she has sacrificed, in the way of Katniss handing up her life for her sister, becoming a martyr for a revolution. In the way of Ariel, handing over her power to speak in order to walk on land. No poison apple, no needle on a spinning wheel here.

Opinion: Girls Explain Star Wars To You – (via damelola)

Good lord, what a great insight on Rey.

(via inapprehension)

Seriously, I have heard so many variants, from women who’ve seen it, of “IS THIS WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE A TEENAGE BOY IN THE 1980s!?!?”

(via jessicalprice)

[skydashians-blog]

Kylo Ren: Forgive me. I feel it again... The call from the light.

Anakin: *calls kylo ren for the 3rd time* FUCKING PICK UP

[dabsquat]

you thought i was joking

[unlimitedgoats]

tbh I thought fandom was just havin a good time with Poe/Finn but like that lip bite after Poe was like “Keep it, it looks good on you.” was literally like a wave of gay washing over the theater lmao

[brehaaorgana]

in the novelization of The Force Awakens, Poe literally winks at a storm trooper who pats him down and says “Good Job.”

yeah

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

[dannysgreenpants]

I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

[vancila]

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

Han places his hands on her shoulders. It could be thirty years ago.

[goonbuggy]

JAMES BOND’S NAME IN STAR WARS IS JB-007 IM SCREAMING

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

for those of you wondering, he’s the one that Rey mind-tricks into helping her escape

[kelgrid]

Kylo Ren and lemongrab are basically the same you can’t deny it