Something Wicked, this way comes.

Iiiiiiit's Wicked!

[rongzhi]

A childhood journal

English added by me :)

[memewhore]

[sintoj]

Leon and Ashley, surviving deadly encounters, one cheese pun at a time.

[mono-red-menace]

🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎

[mowu-moment]

🦎⬅️🆕️🅿️

[clownfall]

🦜⬅️🅱️🆔

[memento-mariii]

ඞ⬅️🅰️Ⓜ️🅾️🆖️🆘️

[muclunga]

🐛⬅️🆑🅰️🅱️🅰️🅿️🆔🅰️

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

[felix]

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

[felix]

[courtofthevampireking]

[killer-arcade]

[courtofthevampireking]

[tinderventure]

[seamusmclame]

[sailormoonsub]

“again?” is objectively the funniest thing you can say in any situation because it implies a) this absurdly specific circumstance has happened before and b) you’re absolutely sick of it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dungeonmalcontent]

When the wizard uses his familiar as a spell focus.

[tgirl-doginho-deactivated202602]

skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost

[palmer]

Girl your pussy is so deep and cavernous it is like a spring-fed lagoon. And I am splashing in the cool crystal waters.

[chringle]

Thought this said carnivorous

[palmer]

Girl your sweet nectar has led me to the digestive fluid in your carnivorous pussy and I’m being dissolved for nutrients

[epebe]

The skeleton laughs back

[guerrillatech]

[dayonedropped]

The entire thread continued like this.

[squeakyfoam-deactivated20151111]

as it should be

[kasaron]

You’re goddamn right.

[reddyrabbit]

I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

[the-x-button]

dont FUCKING scare me like that

[quimerical]

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[kybercrystalgems]

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

[burglarsonarceny]

how does this post keep getting better

[nicole-the-hololynx]

finally gonna start making the Among Us Chicken Nuggets.

the bag says something about how I should "find the impostor". that's not encouraging

[nicole-the-hololynx]

there are 14 amongi in the bag, so it's a bit more crowded than the usual lobby

[nicole-the-hololynx]

cooking them rn.

started looking at the ingredients list to see if I can get some clues regarding the "impostor" nugget. I see a few ingredients that I don't quite think are usual nugget fare (sugar, onions, pepper, garlic)

[nicole-the-hololynx]

Bone App The Teeth

[nicole-the-hololynx]

they were pretty good! tasted about how you'd expect for cheap nuggets

we never did end up finding the impostor tho. was that a joke?? did I miss something?? did one of us eat a fucked up nugget without even noticing??

[nicole-the-hololynx]

NO WAY

[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

[theindefinitejames]

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

[fakegeekguy]

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

[britnxyspears]

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly