[fuks]

[dynablade]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[meanplastic]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[userboxer]

[automaticmaiden]

[fortscrotum]

[itsnotmorg]

ARE YOU READY KIDS

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[keepingupwiththegifs]

[decaydog]

gonna get beat up by beans

[pebblepatch]

to anyone who may be struggling today, I offer you this respectful croissant! ♡

[r00]

[unclefather]

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

[trashboat]

i’m thinking about it

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[nommers4ever]

[juelzsantanabandana]

*slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family

[purple-ocity]

“Mom you just don’t underst–” “That’s much better, thank you.”