[dankxsinatra]

Elephants have learned highway robbery

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Lol

[mother-sauces]

American urban planning!

[pitbolshevik]

help why are they making him relive all the times he almost died

[afeelgoodblog]

I think I found my favourite photography genre!

[fatdoggirl-deactivated20250130]

[breastfedcigarette-deactivated2]

[lesbx]

at work the other day this nice older woman asked me what pronouns i use and it caught me extremely off guard bc no one there had asked me that and i was also not expecting to have a conversation with her in the first place and i said I used they/them and she was like Ahh that’s nice i love that good for you :) and i just had a little spring in my step the rest of the day bc it was just a pleasant interaction. the thing is though. I do Not use they/them i use she/her. i just panicked in the moment and said the wrong answer

[lesbx]

[radiofreederry]

[allgremlinyaps]

[remaininlightbytalkingheads-dea]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

It’s for Science

[myothertardisisonthemun]

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

Yay for citizen science 👍

[numberlover1729]

wtf?

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Update:

[meckamecha]

Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

IIRC this is actually part of the reason HORG was started. A man swallowed a breadclip and the clip closed around part of his tissue linings (in his intestines I think?). The specific shape and flexibility of the clip were significant determining factors in the removal process, as some bread clips have spikes and prongs that would have made extraction more complicated. They started the taxonomy so they could work out extraction techniques for each type.

[wyndryga]

are you fucking kidding me occlu like oculus or close and panid like bread. its a fancy word for breadcloser

[theocseason4]

[shades-of-kewl]

??????

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Unimaginable levels of white woman on white woman violence here

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[blueandbluer]

I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣

[lostinhistory]

Chaos baby

[whatbigotspost]

I’m sorry. I just. I just love farting stepdad so much 😭 Like use what you have available to you.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work

[hungwy]

Look at my post boy

[crazy-brazilian]

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

same energy

[ryebreadgf]

help

[nepenthean-sleep]

the notes on this post are absolutely fantastic

[kenxyro-deactivated20200731]

The Value of Your Life