Blacked out in a white room

[lohver]

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

[ankle-beez]

oh

[ankle-beez]

Turning 6 and immediately hating barney the dinosaur is a childhood rite of passage so to say the least I'm curious to see how they'll tackle this befuddling multi-million dollar motion picture

[ankle-beez]

are we just. in the fucking twilight zone now

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[starfleetacademy]

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

[subrosa-shit-deactivated2024091]

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN TH

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

[thebestoftumbling]

[lemondifficult]

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch in so many biopics literally no other human looks like that

[amoying]

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

[glassbonespaperskin]

[zootedboy]

hater: youre ugly

me: AND??? WHATS NEXT??

[stability]

*actively ignores thinking about my future*

[cruzfucker]

[onlytwitterpics]

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[bowlcut-hell-deactivated2016053]

[premeditation-deactivated201912]

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

[o-dellbeckham-deactivated202101]