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[arctic-blade]

りのま on X: "海夢ちゃんを下から見る https://t.co/sRGrYzE9Nr" / X

[bonkled]

I'm back beetches, here's canon universe John Bionicle

[nat-20s]

just thought of a fun new comics OC named Stella the Postal Worker. She is a completely normal human woman who just happens to do insane things on the regular in order to get superheros their mail. She broke into the fortress of solitude to make sure superman knew he had jury duty but now she has a key 💖

[nat-20s]

stella rides with Impulse to tell flash to just pay the 20 bucks he owes to the library. Stella has a grappling hook so she can shove off a bag of fan/hate mail to batman and when he's like. dare I ask how much of it is...explicit she's like. dude I don't read your mail, man. that's your job. While they're both suspended 1000 feet over Gotham

[nat-20s]

she does not know any of their secret identities she is determined to get mail specifically assigned to the super persona. occasionally one of them tries to just tell her their actual home address and she's like NO. you will NOT add to my workload I am hiring a submarine to deliver to Aquaman not joe schmoe!!

[nat-20s]

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor alien invasion nor batarang nor time travel will stay THIS courier

[cosmonautroger]

[thefiresontheheight]

Please Stop Blaming Us For Your Strange Behavior is a mnemonic to remember the planets in the universe where they're named Plercury, Stenus, Blearth, Urs, Fupiter, Yaturn, Streptune and Buranus.

[flork-of-cows-official]

[casual-dalob]

Like the... WHAT?!

[flork-of-cows-official]

You know, the monkey we bought.

[winterphile]

@flork-of-cows-official adopted at a sanctuary or purchased and living in your mail room?

[flork-of-cows-official]

Chim-chim replaced HR Chan, he handles all her responsibilities now.

[skywolfhd20]

i really need to start watching sva chuubas

[flork-of-cows-official]

[casual-dalob]

Like the... WHAT?!

[flork-of-cows-official]

You know, the monkey we bought.

[winterphile]

@flork-of-cows-official adopted at a sanctuary or purchased and living in your mail room?

[flork-of-cows-official]

Chim-chim replaced HR Chan, he handles all her responsibilities now.

[pukicho]

Your eyes shine a very painful green light. You are odorous and pungent. You are loved.

[livy-bugs]

Something something great gatsby

[pukicho]

I never read it, is there a fucking bog witch in the great Gatsby?

[my-name-is-mine-to-know]

Ye. She hatches out of a giant egg borne of the blood and ash of the poor and her glowing green eyes lure this one rich fuck into the great big salty bog just outside his house. She's a role model

[pukicho]

I finally understand the appeal of the great gatsby

[werew0lfthing]

Cringing at the fact I used to be one of those people when I was like 14 who was extremely vehemently against what I saw people referring to as "proship" despite the fact I was on fanfiction websites reading dark fics all night.

Like I'm so glad I grew the fuck up and realised that fiction can portray whatever the fuck it wants to portray. Some of you people are out there with "proshitters kys" in your bios really think that a 5 Yr age gap is too much and work place romance fics should have the author sentenced to death. /hyperbole

Mind you, "anti-proship" folks will say all of this about fanfiction but won't say a word about shows like Game of Thrones, they only hold fan writers to this standard of "keeping things clean."

Also I swear stuff like this didn't exist if fandom/fanfiction spaced like 10 yrs ago right? Like people understood that if they came across a fucked up piece of fanart or fanfiction, they weren't forced to interact with it and that it didn't affect irl people cause most of the time it's about fictional fucking characters, like 2d drawings.

[oatmealdiva]

[thatsastepladder]

[letsdrawvideogames]

So I started thinking about how Mew could possibly learn every TM, HM, and Move Tutor move; and one thing led to another.

I’m sorry (I’m not sorry).

[letsdrawvideogames]

So I kept thinking about it for ten years.

This silly picture of Mew I drew a decade ago ended up becoming by far the most popular thing I’ve ever done, and I still see it make the rounds on the internet to this day. When I realized the anniversary was coming up for it, I wanted to commemorate it. I feel like I’ve come a long way since then, both personally and professionally. I was aimless and struggling financially at the time, and now I’m back in college getting my life on track, training to become a professional animator. In a lot of ways, this silly doodle helped that happen, so if it’s put a smile on your face at any point in the last decade: thank you. I wouldn’t be here without you.

[arrghigiveup]

[source: https://twitter.com/nasacertified/status/1273798595314167814]

[bisexuhowl]

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person

[not-to-worry--fan-not-stalker]

“Rodrigo, stop moving! I’ll be done in a moment,”

[bogleech]

I love that she insists on cleaning the tree stump too. Banana strings belong on the dirty ground, not her furniture!!!

[eroguromi]

madohomu personality/color swap 🩷💜

[dankxsinatra]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[lailah-tov]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[intosnarkness]

Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:

Ignore the fun police.

If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?

If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.

Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you aren’t like welding or shoveling snow.

Anyone who tries to tell you you’re wrong? Say “okay” and go back to what you were doing. You’re not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.

There are no caveats or addendums to this. No “but what about x?” Nah. You’re allowed the things you like. You don’t have to justify your taste or apologize for it if it’s not hurting anyone.

And likewise, let other people live their lives. We’re all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.

[hungwy]

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

[cheaphalloweencostume]

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw

[avakkins-alter]

#ShiorinSketch | Arichu