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Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes
Tumblr is just BEGGING me to update it.
I am continuously saying "No" to that.
I took away Tumblrs Update privileges before it could update into "Fuckup" in March and so far have not seen any reason to change that.
Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6
but only once.
neovaginas can get wet naturally
a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)
both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm
most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training
the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth
both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)
in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas
many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have
YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery
you can also have nothing, if you want!! nullification is starting to become available alongside vaginoplasty and phalloplasty
you can have nothing and retain sexual function, even! it's called nerve-preserving nullification. similarly to other bottom surgeries, they use the most sensitive tissue (glans/clit) to create a subdermal pseudoclitoris
yes you can pee like normal. urethral reroute leaves a small hole at the perineum (taint)
all the advice about scars from OP applies here too!! take care of yourself well and it can heal well
(also, for people interested in the "mixed look" OP mentioned: the magic words are "penile-preserving vaginoplasty"/"phalloplasty without vaginectomy"!!)
As someone who has had nullification done, my inbox is always open.
As a transsexual woman đŠ who has had multiple experiences âźď¸ I have found đ that the biggest block of cheese đ§ is usually the one âď¸ that has the largest size đ
mature content
adult backpack wearers of the world unite
The "adults shouldn't wear backpacks" is not only a thing I have seen exclusively online but it also almost exclusively only being said by US Americans. Until someone here in the UK who is not fresh out the US talks about rucksacks in public, I'm going to assume this is Internet shite. Also, even if it's not, it's fucking weird to care how other people dress
Who tf out there is saying adults should not have backpacks?!
For what reason even, why would a backpack be an issue?!
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Donât get caught off guard by this. Itâs quite a slick one.
really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger espaĂąol de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de espaĂąol esta noche
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
eternal agonies and endless torment
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
NOT YOU TOO
NOT AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N83fSvk3Qzo
ive done it. my only goal. my post has been voice acted. this is beautiful news
no, I am.
I must choose my next words very carefully
I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me
That's it. No more words and phrases for you people
Aw man :(
Why me specifically?
[response]
coward detected
happy 30k to this post. To celebrate, I've collected some of my favorite notes:
felices 30 mil a esta publicaciĂłn. Para celebrarlo, he seleccionado algunas de mis notas favoritas:
#pasar por alto esto es como ver cĂłmo disparan a alguien hasta que muere y seguir con tu dĂa #es como ver cĂłmo alguien es asaltado en la acera de enfrente mientras das tu paseo nocturno jaja #esto es como las siete etapas del duelo representadas en una publicaciĂłn y nunca llegas a la aceptaciĂłn #op tambiĂŠn estĂĄ haciendo honor a su nombre de usuario al no identificar a ese gato #desastre total #en realidad #choque de 10 autos #publicaciones que quiero colgar en mi pared #catposting #<- escasamente #ve. hacer mĂĄs nĂşmeros #sitio infernal #la mĂĄxima expresiĂłn del ĂŠxito #es que narren tu publicaciĂłn #en los videos de parkour de minecraft #por talos esto no puede estar pasando #asĂ es como se siente ser atacado por una manada de payasos salvajes #simplemente maldita SIGUĂ amigo #sitio web con un tipo de humor muy especĂfico #publicaciĂłn patrimonio mundial #solo dale un poco mĂĄs de tiempo #ÂżquĂŠ carajos acabo de leer? #siento mucho tu sufrimiento op #no lo encontrarĂĄn en ningĂşn otro lugar amigos #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus #el filtro de MĂŠxico que se le puso a la foto de perfil #odio este sitio web joder esto tambiĂŠn es yuri (tormento sin fin y agonĂas eternas) #esto tambiĂŠn es yuri #futuro publicaciĂłn patrimonio mundial #las chicas (chiste blogs) estĂĄn peleando #esto todavĂa me parece muy gracioso #lo vuelvo a rebloguear #lo siento op pero esta publicaciĂłn tiene como 300 mil notas para mĂ #buen trabajo a todos #no se encuentra este tipo de basura en ningĂşn otro lugar #publicaciones que son como ver a alguien meter un pie en un cubo y caerse por las escaleras #solo para levantarse y meter el otro pie en otro cubo #y caerse por otro tramo de escaleras #regla de la risa #a veces me gustarĂa poder compartir estas publicaciones con algunos de mis amigos de la vida real #pero sĂŠ que ninguno de ellos entenderĂa por quĂŠ esta serie de tonterĂas me hace reĂr tanto #lo siento no puedo explicarlo simplemente hay que haber estado allĂ desde aproximadamente 2011 #las publicaciones como esta realmente me matan porque puedo oĂrlos gritar en mi cabeza #es como si en mi cerebro los viera rodeados y gritando y eso me mata
thank you this is really gorgeous
no?? I am
of course you are but we are NOT starting this again
i couldn't help myself
it's like speaking to the fey with this website
You rang?
What do I even say to this
Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(
of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you
@a-l1ttle-time
H E Y
Did someone say "hay"?
oh hi kind horsey how did you get on [tumblr].com
Please get off me, you're really heavy
yeah have you even CONSIDERED this
sĂ alguna vez has CONSIDERADO... Âżmi?
POST CANCELLED WE HAVE GIMMICK BLOG YAOI NOW???
...I've always been here??
you're so right. the world is so beautiful everyone clap and cheer for gimmick blog yaoi
I love my twin đ
going over to my minimalist girlfriendâs house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and thereâs just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didnât try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had âthe official letter hâ add on to this post. you wanna know that blogâs gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
Rare Achievement Unlocked:
After The Clouds Clear
Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.
this is what upstairs neighbors have
âGirls gays and theysâ <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
âLadies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guestsâ <- inclusive but far, far too formal
âAlrighty gamersâ <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
âEveryponyâ <== pisses everyone off. flawless
"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"
âOI! THE LOT OF YOU.â <âsuccinct, to the point, effective.Â
"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage
"Y'all" <- y'all
"hey fuckers" - casual, ambiguous
"attention, freaks. It's me." -dhmis quote
I just say "you" with a broad gesture
âLadies and Gentlemen, and those who know betterâ -a strong commentary on the futility of the gender binary
"Ladies and gentlemen, and others." David Bowie, 1975.
Achievement unlocked:
Inclusivity Novice
Hey fools 'n clowns! List 10 inclusive alternatives to 'Ladies and Gentlemen.'
Reminder, if you ever pay someone for a commission on Paypal (NSFW OR NOT) you SHUT THE FUCK UP in any text box it gives you.
(No this does not mean try to be a snarky comedian and say it was "bomb materials" or "fuck u" or whatever. Don't play with people's livelihoods, just shut the fuck up and don't type anything at all, it's not that hard.)
it is so vile to me that whenever I like a post criticizing transmisogyny tumblr immediately assumes i want to see posts degrading trans men. itâs so transmisogynistic to think that anyone who supports trans women hates trans men. genuinely distressing.