skzstrology

skz sideblog. jeongin was born on my 13th birthday. i draw and look at charts

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wip wednesday bang chan edition (spoilers: it’s usually bang chan)

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creed: “you know i bite the way i bark” (according to the astrology):

chan ✅ barks a lot before biting

minho ⛔️ will bark before biting only if you’re lucky

binnie ⛔️ more barking than biting

hyunjin ⛔️ biting then barking after

jisung ⛔️ most bites are accidental

felix ✅ not likely to bark or bite tho

seungmin ✅ doesn’t bark or bite so. technically.

jeongin ⛔️ takes a lot to get to bite but you won’t see it coming. but that’s on you if you pushed it that far.

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thought process if you’re curious:

🐺 chan: air sign king, so he will bark. a lot. air signs are talkers and he’s got air in abundance. and normally i’d leave it at that. but he’s got a sag mars and that says to me that he’ll throw hands when he has to. (tbh his sag mars does a lot of heavy lifting for him)

🐰 minho: watery, which is emotional, with a bit of a spark behind it. his communication style is all scorpio, which tells me usually he threatens people he doesn’t actually wanna hurt. if he wants to hurt you, he won’t tell you. he’ll just do it.

🐰🐽 changbin: big, loud leo. it’s not that he’s not capable of biting, it’s just that he’s so loud that he will either scare them or alert his friends. he doesn’t usually GET to bite. but he probably enjoys watching.

🥟 hyunjin: just. don’t piss off the pisces, okay? especially not this one. the wisdom that pisces has is messed up with that aries mars that will swing if you give it a chance. your best hope is that he wasn’t paying attention. he probably wasn’t.

🐹 jisung: he does bark, but not like. at you. kind of around you. in your general direction. conflict avoidant, but big emotions. and if he DOES bite, he’ll likely regret it. or have done it by accident, like you caught a stray bullet.

🐥 felix: he will big bark EVENTUALLY if you get him there. he might even bite. but you’re so rarely going to get him there. he’s more likely to stare at you menacingly and mock you.

🐶 seungmin: just puppy. no but really you’re going to piss yourself off in trying to piss him off, so just don’t even bother.

🦊 jeongin: he’s usually more amused than bothered, but only god can help you if you get him to bite. you’ll never see it coming.

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who they tell you can be scary: chan, lino

who the astrology tells you to be afraid of: jeongin, hyunjin, lino

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creed: “you know i bite the way i bark” (according to the astrology):

chan ✅ barks a lot before biting

minho ⛔️ will bark before biting only if you’re lucky

binnie ⛔️ more barking than biting

hyunjin ⛔️ biting then barking after

jisung ⛔️ most bites are accidental

felix ✅ not likely to bark or bite tho

seungmin ✅ doesn’t bark or bite so. technically.

jeongin ⛔️ takes a lot to get to bite but you won’t see it coming. but that’s on you if you pushed it that far.

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Bang Chan x Fendi | W Korea, 2024

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PEOPLE DIED OKAY ?

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have my emotional support human

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Yang Jeongin is forbidden.

idk if you guys got this on tumbs but this is my favorite skz meme that didn’t catch on (outside my friends)

we just say “yang jeongin is forbidden” at any moment that requires it now. especially if you’re experiencing joy. i have made things for it

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i forgot one

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Yang Jeongin is forbidden.

idk if you guys got this on tumbs but this is my favorite skz meme that didn’t catch on (outside my friends)

we just say “yang jeongin is forbidden” at any moment that requires it now. especially if you’re experiencing joy. i have made things for it

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once you look at stray kids’ charts it all starts to make sense

here’s my cheat sheet for yall if you want it and yes if anyone is interested i can go into detail

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art dump preview. some of them full size under the cut (if they're doneish)

summary: pets, brennan lee muligan, new jersey love, howl's moving castle, pnw mini watercolors, stray kids, stray kids, and more stray kids. featuring the impala from spn on my vest shoulders and also a pocket from my upcoming stardew valley themed vest i'm making.

so yeah.

the last two are iphone wallpapers for the escape video. feel free to steal (i'd love to see if you do!)

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please have my sebasChan as an offering for my first post.