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[mystericmoon]

if you play the genie remix at exactly 11:57:42 pm on december 31st you will hear tiffany say "dj happy new year!" as soon as the clock strikes midnight. start off the new year the right way!

[ipod6-remade]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[david-tennants-eyes]

[viathevoid]

bring her back

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[marcherarrant]

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

[shadybacon]

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

[sandersstudies]

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

[sandersstudies]

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

[sandersstudies]

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[hndwrttn]

[chuplayswithfire]

[burglarsonarceny]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

asklfjals;kfh the producers of will and grace were really out there straightbaiting in 1998

[tonydezz]

Me hosting a party: *plays every song from The Cheetah Girls movies*

Someone: Is he really playing The Cheetah Girls right now?

Me:

[catchymemes]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

My God they actually look like dogs now

[introvertbard]

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

[dusky-phantom]

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

[liberalsarecool]

Imperialism kills.

They stole the land and killed the children.

[decaffeinatedvoidwombat]

*sits down*

dont you think its weird. dont you think its weird that the space race last time was two of the biggest powers in the world. and now its a handful of rich men. dont you think its weird they can afford that. dont you think its bad that rich men can afford the same things as the government.

dont you think its weird that while the world is suffering and poverty is everywhere, where there's wars and climate change and human pain and homelessness. the same month I've watched people die on the news from unbearable heat and unprecedented flooding. that a rich handful of men are going to space, causing more carbon emissions. dont you think its weird that instead of putting their vast amount of money to use for good they're using it to find a way off the planet theyre destroying.

dont you think its really fucking weird.

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

Ecofascism and American Christianity have a lot in common.

[catchymemes]

[toktiks]

by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok

[thebootydiaries]

first donut pic, feeling kinda shy please be kind

[dadsquart]

wouldn’t it be insane if you took a picture of your foot squished down into the middle of the donut, covered in frosting and sprinkles, with frosting squishing out btween ur toes lmao could you iamgine 

unless........

[thebootydiaries]

huh

[thebootydiaries]

sir hello ?

[dadsquart]

haha wow dang so I guess you imageied huh haha

but I’m totally not into that stuff jajaja weeeeiiiiiirrrrrrddddd

but liek just imagine some of the frosting and sprinkles like squishing up onto your toe though hahahaaaa ::embarassed emoji::

[thebootydiaries]

aight