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Here are three more EmojiFaili postcards, unfortunately

Meh.

Hey SlapSads, happy Friday. As Director of Public Relations, it’s my duty to inform you that The Creatives have unfortunately added three (3) brand-new postcards to our EmojiFaili collection, which I never liked in the first place, and which is why I’m now having to use my brain to write a stupid blog on a stupid Friday morning. Sorry, I just really hate Fridays. Can’t wait for Monday! Anyways,…

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Another EmojiFaili – this time it's for Halloween

'Tis the season, or something.

Well, here it is another wonderful Monday. For some reason The Creatives have released another postcard in the EmojiFaili collection. It’s called the EmojiFaili funny Halloween postcard. Sorry I don’t have much to write. Monday Drunken Lunch Brawl was rough today. — P. L. Like us on Facebook Read us on Tumblr Buy funny postcards on Zazzle

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Introducing the EmojiFaili funny birthday postcard

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Howdy SlapSads, Thank God It’s Monday! That weekend just seemed to drag on forever, didn’t it? Well, no matter, it’s in the past and now we can bury ourselves in work to forget our troubles! Speaking of work, The Creatives finally managed to get their act together and push a new funny postcard out the door, as I promised in my last post. It’s the first installment in a new collection we’re…

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Happy New Year!

Web log.

Hey SlapSads, As you may have heard, we recently decided to wrap up our New Year’s bender and get back to work. Carl and The Creatives have something original and fresh up their sleeves, or so I’ve been told. Something with emojis in it. I think it’s safe to say we can expect the first installment of a brand-new SlapSad collection sometime later this week. Stay tuned. Sorry it’s been a while…

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We're still hiring.

So far most of the applicants have been either too inexperienced or too overqualified.

Happy Friday night, SlapSads! So, back at the end of October we posted the news that SlapSad was hiring, and guess what – we still are. That’s right, we’re still offering the incredible opportunity to come work with the one and only Carl, Keith Burnside, and The Creatives at the one and only SlapSad – but only if you really want it and are willing to essentially become what some people might…

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THANKS

We were wondering if Thanksgiving would ever be over but it finally is, thank God.

Merry Christmas season, SlapSads! Not sure about you, but I was really wondering if Thanksgiving would ever come to an end. Thank God it’s finally over, because now The Creatives can get back to their regular drinking schedule and hopefully won’t be in such bad spirits. (P.S. never mess with a Creative who had to spend Thanksgiving with a teetotaler family.) Anyways, to celebrate the…

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We're hiring!

If you can’t hit the ground running like a dog don’t apply.

Happy Friday night, SlapSads! Good news – we’re hiring copywriters! If you’re great with words and interested in writing lots of them for America’s original funny-postcard company, well, we may have a place for you here in our shiny Denver offices. Come work with the one and only Carl, Keith Burnside, and The Creatives at the one and only SlapSad: http://www.slapsad.com/were-hiring/

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Scratch 'n' Imagine, Vol. 5

Candy is evil and will probably kill us all

Well, it’s been awhile since our last Scratch ‘n’ Imagine release, but with the fast approach of Hallowe’en, we thought we’d give you SlapSadders something extra-special to hand out to the kids instead of boring ol’ candy from strangers. So today, I’m happy to introduce SlapSad’s brand-new The Smell of Evil funny postcard! The Creatives put a lot of work into this design. Please buy it so we can…

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NOT SORRY

We're not sorry for not tolerating Donald Trump.

Well, we just found out that Donald Trump is the Republican nominee for King of America. Here at SlapSad, we take pride in diversity, equal opportunity, and tolerance for almost anything at all, no questions asked, but we have to draw the line somewhere. Mr. Trump’s crazy blatherations have forced us to make an actual moral judgment for perhaps the first time ever, or at least since Christmas.…

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10 Experimental Submarines That Were Miserable Failures - Toptenz.net

Historians usually agree that the first modern submarine was the one constructed and successfully tested by a Dutchman named Cornelius Drebbel. The first m

Who likes submarines? Here's a great list of some pretty good ones.

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Old enough to know better

Forty birthday drinks.

Happy Friday, SlapSads! Guess what? No, don’t guess, I’ll tell you: SlapSad’s CLO and All-American screamer, Edward Punchline, is 40 years young today – and today is also the exact day we’re releasing the BirthDaze 40 funny birthday postcard, the fourth edition in our hugely popular BirthDaze collection. Talk about coincidence! Also, I could’ve sworn Ed turned 30 just a few months ago. Time sure…

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Well look what KB just published over at Top 10 Lists by TopTenz. Not bad.

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JULY FOURTH AMERICA

A very belated Happy Fourth of July to all of you.

Special Fourth of July guest post by Sam, SlapSad CEO Happy belated Fourth of July, everyone! Our Independence Day celebrations got a bit out of hand, so we couldn’t do much in the way of blogging or Facebooking. But we did make sure to thoroughly celebrate our great country’s freedom from the wiles of King George III. Just for good measure, we hanged all SlapSad employees named George.* In…

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SORRY

We've been really, really busy with stuff.

Hey SlapSads! So, it’s been a while. Sorry about that. As a company we try to keep up with communication and the social media and all that stuff, but sometimes we just can’t because we get busy. And we’ve been really, really busy since our last web log, doing a lot of really, really complicated business things that even I don’t understand. So, to apologize for “going darkness,” which is…

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The 150th Anniversary Punch-Drunk Party Brawl

You are cordially invited to SlapSad's 150th Anniversary Punch-Drunk Party Brawl! Please bring your own weapon and alcohol.

Happy Friday night, SlapSads! Hope you’re all looking forward to enjoying a fine Memorial Day weekend. All of us here at SlapSad certainly are. Did you know that today is SlapSad’s 150th anniversary of making the World Wide Web a punch-happier place? Hard to believe it’s been that long since T. Rhett (bless his soul) founded SlapSad in 1883, but it’s true, and to celebrate we’re inviting all of…

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Plainclothes Postcards Black Ops: The anniversary

May is anniversary month for Plainclothes Postcards. To celebrate, we're introducing a limited-edition mini collection called Black Ops. It's a good idea.

Happy Monday, everyone! Believe it or not, we’re fast approaching the anniversary of Plainclothes Postcards, our minimal and still-just-as-limited-edition collection of funny postcards for a variety of greeting occasions (including Valentine’s Day). You can read the original web log I wrote here. To celebrate this milestone, a bunch of creatives put their twisted heads together and created…

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Here are Google, Amazon, and Facebook’s secrets to hiring the best people

#2: Make the interview schedule as confusing and unpredictable as possible.

We just shared this silly article on our Facebook. These companies have nothing on SlapSad. What a bunch of amateurs. 

Our interviews are duels: interviewer vs. interviewee. Ten paces, turn and shoot. Whoever lives gets to stay.