Oooh poly bo and collector.... I've literally never thought of that before. That is a FANTASTIC idea! I agree with anon. 2 birds 1 stone. Y'all are so fucking smart.
Alright y’all I’m gonna be self-indulgent for a second here.
WARNING for some NSFW stuff about half way down. For some reason this hellsite won’t let me put a ‘Contine Reading’ I’m really sorry.
Okay, let’s be honest, the logistics on this one are a bit fucked.
But let’s just say it was a road trip gone wrong is how it all started.
It took literal months to convince Asa to take some time off and get away with you; but after a close call with a victim and heavy police presence a little too close to home, he agreed begrudgingly.
When you suggested checking out a wax museum as apart of the trip - Asa wasn’t all that much into it.
He always thought they were gimmicky but he could appreciate the art form and effort so he ended up caving.
For the sake of the post, let’s say these two didn’t immediately go WWE on each other and you were able to convince them to start a relationship.
It started out rough. Like really rough.
Asa thinks Bo is an unintelligent, dirty hick.
Bo thinks Asa is smug, little gimp.
But they do have one thing in common.
They end up ~tolerateing~ each other for your sake.
Doesn’t mean they don’t go out of their way to inconvenience/piss each other off.
Like Bo taking up as much space as physically possible when laying with you on the couch or making Asa repeat himself multiple times - something, Bo found out very quickly drives him up a wall.
Or Asa casually working in how he had you first into every conversation possible or moving Bo’s cigarettes to a place he would never look.
They eventually realize they have a few things in common - which helps smooth over some of the more rough edges.
They both turned their childhood interest into a career, they both appreciate the black aesthetic and they both have a particular dislike for their fathers.
(Side note: Bo thinks Asa is an absolute wacko for wanting to study bugs. What else do you need to know besides they fly, they buzz and they’re annoying?)
Catch these two having a drink out on the front steps talking about their childhood trauma. Both too proud to share the stuff that really eats them up inside but just enough to relate and have a better understanding of each other.
It wasn’t until a couple rolled into town and got the jump on Bo that Asa realized that his feelings for Bo were more than just primal urges.
Asa and you had just come back from dinner outside of town when you heard the screams of who you could only assume was about to be the latest wax figure and then another deeper growl of pain.
Hastily getting out of the vehicle and running towards the garage door of the service station. You find Bo hunched over, hands on his knees as he spits blood and harshly pushes air out of his nose in an effort to unblock the airway.
“Fuckin’ bitch hit me with a wrench.” Asa’s eyes swept to Bo’s busted face and your worried expression as you snuck your body under one of Bo’s arm and helped him stand up straight by wrapping an arm around his waist and one on his chest.
“Which way did she run?” Bo fixed his gaze on Asa. “I’ll go get her-“ “Which way?” Asa knew Bo was in no shape to chase after this woman and with his brother nowhere in sight, he was their best bet.
“Back towards the pet shop.” He mumbled before he spat another glob of blood on the ground. Asa didn’t say anything before turning his back to the two of you and heading in the direction he was told. But was stopped after only a couple of steps when an unexpected southern tone swept through the air.
“Hey, be careful.” Asa tilted his head over his shoulder in acknowledgment but didn’t reply.
Strange. Asa was nothing if not methodical and careful and Bo knew that. Hell, the brunette gave him shit for taking his time with things. He also doubted this woman was going to be too hard to get his hands around.
And it’s not like Bo seriously cared about Asa’s safety or wellbeing.
“You’re lookin’ awfully warm in that turtle neck. What do you think, Y/N? Think he should take it off?”
Thinks it’s attractive to see his jaw twitch and his hands clench.
It usually ends up working out for you and Bo in the long run ;)
Which brings me to my next point.
The sex y’all are having,,, wooo chile
Both of these men FUCK and it’s not something to take lightly.
Sometimes, but not always, it turns into a competition between those two.
Their jealous and possessive nature pushes them to see who can last the longest, fuck the hardest, make you scream the loudest, etc.
Asa takes his time but is by no means gentle.
He make sure you get your fill and then some.
You will be sore by the end of the act. This is a threat.
Bo is all about hard and fast. No time to breathe, no time to think.
Asa and Bo are always more aggressive with each other than they are with you.
It’s the constant build-up of sexual tension between these two and then finally boils over.
Asa thoroughly enjoys sex with the two of you because it’s one of the only times he can get Bo to really shut up.
Whether it be by holding a firm hand against his throat or shoving two thick fingers into his mouth. Asa always makes an effort to use Bo’s silence as a time to be as smug as possible. He makes sure to get in real close and lower his voice,
“Bite me and it’s the last thing you fucking do. Understand, cowboy?”
“Love, he seems to be having some trouble keeping that mouth of his shut. Why don’t you help him out?”
Also, you’re dead wrong if you don’t think Bo doesn’t grab Asa’s ass and hips like no tomorrow.
Any sound of pleasure he can rip from Asa is a win in his book.
“What was that? I thought you said I was a ‘useless redneck’? That you wouldn’t let me touch you with a ten-foot pole? You heard him say that right, darlin’? Well, looks like someone has changed his tune.”
Bo is the first to pass out after sex but he’s got his arm wrapped snug around you. His fingers stretched out to lightly graze Asa’s.
Asa usually takes this time to softly admire you both.
Bo’s strong bone structure and tan skin.
Your beautiful resting features and the curves he’s come to know like the back of his hand.
If Asa would have known a road trip would result in this he would have gone on one sooner.