That’s Some Scurry Shit

Writing and Posting about all things horror!Support me on Kofi! https://ko-fi.com/slashemup. (33) 18+ ONLY!!! PROMPT REQUESTS: CLOSED WHO I WRITE FOR / MASTERLIST

[slash-em-up]

Ben Sullivan by @dashinslashin

[slimepupqy]

is this anything

[beardedmrbean]

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[nextchapter]

ohh i'm daniel molloy. i sold millions of copies of my best-selling novel. i'm a beast at bowling. i've got the french bengali smokeshow pinned against the wall. man fuck you

[skyrigel]

[kimwxller]

I am the vampire Madeleine Eparvier. And my immortal companion is Claudia. My coven is Claudia.

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[bebemoon]

blocked everyone not in the vampire bride polycule so if you’re seeing this i have some news for you

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

*grand piano falls on Dr Frankenstein*

[buckysbeauty-capsbooty]

frankenstein + text posts (part ii)

part i| part iii

[slash-em-up]

Donate to Save Bear: Our Sweet Boy Needs Your Support, organized by Jessica Ganter

Meet Bear - the sweet Doberman/Shepherd rescue. I adopted Bear five years a… Jessica Ganter needs your support for Save Bear: Our Sweet Boy

Any help you can give to support Bears surgery would be immensely appreciated.

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

MA'AM.

[tashaste-too]

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

[projectcatzo]

The FBI in Longlegs: Why is it that this case has been cold for 20 years and within a week of you working on it, all this new information suddenly comes to light? What's your relationship with Longlegs, how does he know your name, what are you hiding from us--

Bill Clinton:

[cryptid-on-a-string]

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

[cookiekappa]

Klimt + The Addams Family

[rylandsgrace]

#I just know Modern Lestat is a menace to society and I'm obssessed with him