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Ben Sullivan by @dashinslashin

#dash went into my head and plucked my giant baby out of thin air and I’m not mad about it at all #ben sullivan #The logger #slasher oc

bebemoon

blocked everyone not in the vampire bride polycule so if you’re seeing this i have some news for you

randomly-generated-posts-machine

*grand piano falls on Dr Frankenstein*

buckysbeauty-capsbooty

frankenstein + text posts (part ii)

part i| part iii

Meet Bear - the sweet Doberman/Shepherd rescue. I adopted Bear five years a… Jessica Ganter needs your support for Save Bear: Our Sweet Boy

Any help you can give to support Bears surgery would be immensely appreciated.

#personal post #rescue dog

quasi-normalcy

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

autumngracy

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

plateauofmemories

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

gothiccharmschool

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.

dee-the-red-witch

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

saint-batrick

MA'AM.

tashaste-too

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

quasi-normalcy

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

projectcatzo

The FBI in Longlegs: Why is it that this case has been cold for 20 years and within a week of you working on it, all this new information suddenly comes to light? What's your relationship with Longlegs, how does he know your name, what are you hiding from us--

Bill Clinton: