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[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[occultclassicalart]

DORÉ, Gustave (1832-1883)

Angels vs Demons Edd. Origg. (x x) (Edd. Licc.: CC0 1.0)

[marbolous]

Me AF

[onyxdepths]

If u a top and u don’t eat ass u weak af

[jehovahhthickness]

If I had to listen to this, so do y’all

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

he gon nut, nut inside my ass, (uh)

squirt it back, bitch i squirt it back (uh)

[some-n-witty]

[two-boys-just-makes-sense]

A.

Fucking.

Masterpiece.

[saiasus]

[livingthelostfantasy]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[exfoliate]

*whispers desperately* bad romance

bennich-darkfall

[corrupted-toxins]

That latex sound always makes me cringe.

[capitaloftexas-deactivated20170]

The fucking “like a virgin” playing 😂😂😂

[homofied]

[theonlyhimeros]

Girl you look thirsty. Swallow it! 😂😂 best part

[sovietnam]

[bloodclaatpussyclaat]

[marteltracey]

A brave queen doing brave things

[saddest-cat-hours]

[scandalousladysuggestion]

be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once. 

[mutantschooldropout-deactivated]

me getting a text and calling a lyft

[pookieshane]

[slayco]

Need this

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[i-am-a-fish]

[tire-deyes]

I’m too lazy to make a meme, but: VSCO girl “sksksksksksksk”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hayleyhearts]

that’s just a regular platypus???

[friendlyoceanmower]

[thegreenpea]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

LISTENNNN

[regiordano]

😭😭😭😭

[purpleshirtedeyestabber]

But these facts tho

[risabelicena]

[healingheartxkae]

Mood

[queenrayjean]

Me EVERYTIME

[that-scorpio]

Right! Leave me alone if you not ready for me 😂😂

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[steveandbucky]

[notexactlycoping]