* iii. LAZARUS / RISEN

ind.  john  gilbert  from  the  vampire  diaries       /       rules.

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𝐈       𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃       𝐈𝐍       𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓       𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐊          &&          because       of       my       prejudices          ,           i       failed       you.

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 the  chances  of  john  having  depression  are  high.    he  refuses  to  even  entertain  the  idea  he  might  be  depressed.    in  his  mind  he  has  to  be  strong   ,   he  has  to  push  through  whatever  is  thrown  at  him.   which  leads  to  him  closing  himself  off  emotionally.    he  struggles  with  holding  a  stable  relationship  because  of  how  devoted  he  was  to  isobel  &&  how  it  ended.    she  used  him  &&  continued  to  use  him  through-out  his  adult  life.    the  only  remotely  positive  relationship  he  had  was  with  grayson.    he  wants  to  have  a  positive  relationship  with  his  daughter  but  he  has  no  idea  where  to  begin.    so  he  does  what  he’s  good  at   ,   keeps  his  distance  &&  acts  the  same  as  he  always  has.

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@stonedgilbert

the     last     thing     he     was       ,       was     a     role     model     of     any     sorts.       in     his     youth     he     had     been     wild     at     times.       REBELLIOUS     &&     EAGER     to     try     new     things.       john     could     see     that     forgotten     side     of     him     when     he     gazed     at     his     nephew.       so     young     &&     suffering     through     tragedy     after     tragedy.       it     wasn't     fair.       he     could     relate     to     some     extent.       the     drugs       ,       the     alcohol       ,       he     had     tackled     it     himself.       it     never     filled     the     pit     of     anguish     in     his     stomach       ,       the     pit     of     loss.                 ❝    you     know       ,       if     you     ever     need     someone     to     talk     to       ,      about     guy     problems     or     the     whole     vampires     are     real     thing       ,       i'm     here.    ❞

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❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞ @ritualslain

@ritualslain

doesn’t     look     up     from     scanning     through     ancestors     journals.       unphased     by     her     hostile     attitude     towards     him       ,       he     was     more     than     used     to     it     by     now.                 ❝   why     do     you     assume     i     said     something     to     her     ??    ❞

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When I die, I want Elena to lower my coffin into the ground, so she can let me down one last time.

Jonathan Gilbert II

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can  elena  hear  john  screaming  from  the  afterlife   when  she  gets  with  damon

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book meme / he forgot to say goodbye, benjamin alire sáenz

do you promise?

i’ve been thinking.

just come by.

go home and rest.

make a list.

i could’ve made up a lie.

you’re up early.

and you just can’t bring yourself to say i’m sorry.

what are you thinking about?

you feel warm.

you can cry.

i won’t cry. i’m done with that.

it just hurts to see you that way.

i miss you.

feeling better?

knock it off.

in other words, fuck everybody else.

here. eat this.

crying does that.

why does it hurt so bad?

well, there’s a lot to be sad about.

i said you hurt me.

you know, that feeling, the one where you think an angry animal crawled inside your body during the night and got lost in there and then got really scared and mad and was trying to scratch its way out.

i’m not that special.

you know, take care of myself.

and i wasn’t patient enough.

why do you need to protect me?

i know you and i didn’t always, you know, get along.

you’re all i have.

i think i’m catching something.

you know, i don’t think i’m a very happy person.

does anyone have a normal family?

i think i’m okay. maybe.

i’d always been kind of a fuckup.

did you have a good day?

you know, i really kept my mouth shut.

i guess it was from my heart. it hurt so bad.

if i need you, i’ll call.

[welcometoteamz]

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fresh   starter   call   because   i   miss   john

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fresh   starter   call   because   i   miss   john

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stonedgilbert replied to your post: john   gilbert   in   tvd   finale   gave   me  ...

you haven’t been on in more than a week and This is what you come back with Really

YES   BECAUSE   JONATHAN   GILBERT   II   DESERVED   BETTER   THAN   A   TACKYASS   GOODWILL   SWEATER   &&   A   SHITTY   HAIRCUT

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john   gilbert   in   tvd   finale   gave   me   nothing   but   anxiety

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[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

[mysticfallssource]

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✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

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lips    purse    in    annoyance.       it    came    as    no    surprise    to    hear    of    his    daughters    fondness    for    both    salvatore's      ,      the    previous    doppelganger    had    been    the    same.                ❝      I'm    not    buying    it.       if    my    help    was    really    necessary      ,      I    imagine    those    idiot    vampires    would    have    come    themselves.       they    seem    to    love    threatening    me    to    get    what    they    want.      ❞