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having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

for fucks sake take the imperative to love anything i don’t care if it’s friends or family or lovers or neighbours or god but for your sake they all work out to the same thing u jaded little fucks

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reblog this with what your parents almost named you

#my dad wanted to name me Boudicca #after the celtic queen lmfao #my mum said no tho vjhvhvh

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Mineral Town Reunion Announced

『牧場物語再会のミネラルタウン』Nintendo Switchで始める気ままなスローライフ♪　『牧場物語』シリーズ最新作をスクープ！【先出し週刊ファミ通】 https://t.co/eUWznwUZOf pic.twitter.com/BUm2OpZyvT

Via Famitsu, it looks like the next in line after Doraemon is… another remake of Friends of Mineral Town/Back to Nature! There’s some really interesting new character designs for some of the characters as well, including some things I’m sure will be controversial (completely removing Karen’s blonde bangs?!) and Harris actually looks like a cop instead of Marvelous hoping we didn’t notice he was still dressed like a mailman!

#FUCK YEAH BUDDEH

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In light of current episodes

#Im not okayyyyyyy MCELBOYS

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I accidentally paused moominvalley on this frame and oh god oh no oh fuck

#NO

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Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

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Anyway if you’re from the US and you ever wanted to know what tumblr feels like from a non-USAmerican perspective (please note that the rest of the world is not a monolith either and none of these apply without exception):

Everybody’s talking about brands and stores you’ve never seen in real life. You generally assume they exist, but they might as well be one giant prank the rest of the internet is in on.

You find a post that just sounds wrong. It makes no sense. It’s like OP lives in a weird alternate reality. 9/10 times, it’s just some USAmerican Thing.

You’re still not entirely sure how much an inch is. Or a foot. Or even how many of the former there are in the latter. You maybe know your height in feet and inches.

You have no idea how much a pound is. You’d also like to know how the fuck pound shortens to lbs.

What the fuck is “military time”

Somebody talks about some legal process or something similar. They don’t mention which country’s legal system this pertains to. You know anyway.

People talk about politics. None of it pertains to you. Many posts contain guilt tripping. “How can you not care about this?? Why won’t you reblog this?? People need to know this about x candidate for y position!” You’re busy trying to stay on top of the political landscape in your own country.

You pick up some random slang from the internet. Monkey see monkey do. You’re called racist. You didn’t know it was AAVE. You learnt it from black letters on white background, not from the mouths of people whose faces you could see. How would you have known? You try to unlearn it.

People tell you that you must publicly denounce Chick-fil-A or you’re homophobic. You don’t even know what a Chick-fil-A is.

People say you don’t know LGBTQ+ history. What they mean is you don’t know USAmerican LGBTQ+ history. Nobody cares about your country’s history.

You’re “called out” on using an “offensive” term. It’s (a direct translation of) a completely harmless word where you live.

People expect you to have an idea of how far apart 2 USAmerican states are. You barely know geography past your country’s immediate neighbors.

You randomly switch between British and American spellings. Nothing’s real and there are no rules.

People talk about multiple hour car rides and you get twitchy just thinking about it. You suddenly understand why USAmerican cars are so big.

Somebody talks about school shooting drills. You only ever had fire alarm drills.

You see a cool statistic. The study’s only about the US. It’s unfortunately of no use to you.

People misuse/misspell words and names from your native language. It’s tiring.

(You feel sorry for the French. Nobody should be allowed to mangle the word déjà vu like that.)

You’re still not over the fact that USAmerican school children are supposed to say that pledge thing every morning. You’re never getting over that.

You still don’t know why the men are fresh or what the fuck a sophomore is.

Who the fuck pays up first and then fills up gas??? That’s made up, right??

Everybody has a weird obsession with some comfort food you’d never even heard of before you signed up here.

Fellow non-USAmericans, please add anything else you can think of.

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whatever the fuck ROTC kids are (it sounds evil)

spray cheese from a can??

school sports being taken Seriously?

motivational speakers being a real thing that exists

americans insisting that “everyone can pronounce van gogh!” and then saying it wrong every time

an issue occurs in another country and everyone goes “okay but. IN AMERICA,”

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The weird obsession with how words are spelled to the point that they created national contests surrounding the concept. Meanwhile, you were convinced this was a fictional thing that only happened in movies.

You are forced to know and care about everything relating to the USA. Nobody knows the first thing about your countries issues nor do they care.

Everything must be measured and interpreted according to American standards. There is no need for context or nuance, just apply the way things work in America to every single country in the world. Instant profit.

#The multiple hour car ride thing is a big thing in Australia because like everything is so spread out

j0rrated

fellas? is it gay to call your homie honey by accident?

museofthirst

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

#oh god

ango-aleman

silent hill is a 100% haunted game guys if u die in the game you die in real l i f e

fUcK I ALMOST FORGOT:

afro-elf

i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill”

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to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me