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kingsmaned:

☞ highly selective & independent galahad rp.

home ↔ law

#self promo for ts #find me here.

definitelyjapanese:

"I don’t even——"

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❝ ---- And it's

funny how much you look so upset right now. Firstly, the good news is? You can get Sag insurance, they have great mental health programs there. And we're not in the business of stopping just so SOMEONE can keep up. We're not selling brakes, we're selling BRAINS and it works really well. ❞

#definitelyjapanese

definitelyjapanese:

"You know, you could be more elaborate on the ‘stuff I invent out of thin air and tell to the Decepticons.’ Otherwise, I have no idea what you’re talking about."

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❝ If I had

the time to write out drafts of my speech lines for you to vet? I'd have created TEN more iterations of Transformium product. We'd have ancestors and ancestors of high-class metal. Just for the record, Witwit-Kid, script-writing is A-NOT OKAY. ❞

#definitelyjapanese #im c ryhing

lightfeathers-stiffboards

#dreams of flight #la campagne

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❝ Do not

share your dreams with people who do not want to support them. ❞ He doesn't punish people for making adult decisions but---- are those her shoes? They look smooshed together like melting gummi bears. There's almost a one-shouldered shrug. Someone else's style shouldn't be bothering him.

#merabra

snowprod

AU — Tron Universe

#GDI I WANT THIS #I WANT TO DO THIS ON ONE OF MY OTHER CHARACTERS AKLSJDHF #(because joshua doesn't fit that verse)

There would be yellow carnations dumped at KSI's main entrance. However, as Soundwave is a giant robot and not good with small things, it's mostly dirt and crushed plastic, with a few yellow petals poking out from amongst the mess.

What flowers would your muse give to mine?

CARNATION (YELLOW): Disdain

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❝ I understand that

you don’t like me, but I want YOU to understand that I don’t care —— nobody takes you seriously because you’re an alien robot, and if I had to write a book? it’s gonna be called: If You’re an Alien Robot, Go Outside (And Other Things Your Maker Never Told You). ❞

#soundwaveacknowledges #soundwave--acknowledges #ᴀsᴋ ᴊᴏsʜᴜᴀ

soundwave--acknowledges

"You are not worth more thought, and I could not care less what 'standard' you believe your food is held to."

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❝ BEFORE you

walk into my office, do your homework so you can reference me with the RESPECT I deserve. ❞

#soundwaveacknowledges #is that scary or what #what actual ceos say

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❝ Jesus, would

you put that weapon down? ❞

#cayugax

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❝ Saving the world

from impending collapse? Defeating the Decepticons? Stopping some evil clockwork alien machine whose equally alien flywheel mechanism could destroy the world? How 'bout creating a SCENE out of nothing? We don't need your help. We never have. ❞

#haikubot

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❝ When you

invent stuff out of thin air and tell them to the Decepticons, please try to keep me out. ❞

#definitelyjapanese

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❝ You know, I can

always tell whenever somebody's had alcohol in my office. You just need a nose out of five senses. There's a sixth sense too: common sense. If you're going to risk entering the seventh floor, at least dress like you work on the seventh floor. ❞

#scrapsandliquor