Its Life

•Alyse,19•

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[refinery29]

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

WATCH THE VIDEO

[racefaker]

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

[racefaker]

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

[racefaker]

Excuse but Harold actually has a husband in the book series so I don’t know what to tell you

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Harold is a damn child. I was a kid when the series CAME OUT. Theres0 indication as to ANY of the charas orientation  because  ITS A CHILDRENS BOOK ABOUT A NIGGA IN HIS DRAWERS! Damn like stop ruining everything with yall agenda bullshit.

[lesbianstarbutterfly-deactivate]

[suckmyfandoms]

BOOP

[shotbyhazelg]

The most valuable chart…

[deductionfreak]

[micaxiii]

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

[radicalkind-deactivated20140712]

// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions

// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.

// To describe

// y’know

// the things

[l20music-deactivated20151007]

Im not a writer but im sure i have some followers that are so here yall go!

[cucumber-s-deactivated20170716]

taa daa share this with your friends, @charlesoberonn

[charlesoberonn]

I shall. It’s a great ref.

[poeticallyemm]

mother, you cannot erase a hurricane.

poeticallyordinary (via poeticallyordinary)

[just-six]

He’s a chapter, not your story.

six word story // whisperofsong (via just-six)

[astoryillnevertell]

She’s the storm you never expected.

Six word story (via astoryillnevertell)

[just-six]

I wish I’d met you sooner.

six word story // annieoakleyfilms (via just-six)

[sleep-a-little-more]

I can't wait to get married, and have kids, and be utterly in love with my best friend. The future is brighter for me than ever before and I couldn't be happier.

[positivelypresent]

[theinturnetexplorer]

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

[alwaysbewoke]

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

[spiralingdownwards]

It's pretty horrible...

..To think about how fat I’ve been.

When I look in the mirror, I only see a fat girl, and don’t really see the weight loss…

To think that I’ve lost almost 15kg/33lbs and I’m still so fat… It hurts me to think how fat I was before!

[boujeeadi-blog]

I'm tired

I’m tired of being surrounded by thin, beautiful girls wherever I go. I’m tired of wiping my tears when I look at myself. I’m tired of not being able to wear whatever i want and look beautiful. I’m tired of feeling food going down my stomach. I’m tired of counting every calorie, kilogram and minutes of exercise. I’m tired of being FAT.

[ethere-modele-deactivated201804]

"yOu'Re NOt fAT!" I'm not skinny either but thnx

[the-sad-boy]

I shouldn’t have told you that.

Six word story (the-sad-boy)

[residentgoodgirl]

[aphony-cree]

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

[veketa-deactivated20190129]

life hack