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You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

theswisscheeserag

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

theswisscheeserag

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

snaxle-deactivated20260531

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

snaxle-deactivated20260531

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

snaxle-deactivated20260531

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

snaxle-deactivated20260531

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

s-a-blotsky

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

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willgrahamscock

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

willgrahamscock

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

willgrahamscock

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

willgrahamscock

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

itsnicsalad

brain grace,,, grain

fibfoolingart

a visitor on the biodome!!

markovchaingang

hey you. teenage girl writing in her diary. quit talking about the boy you have a crush on and start writing about the current political situation, the valuation of currencies, and the level of technology your people hold. your diary might be the only piece of evidence our society existed after nuclear war fries all of our data backups. future historians don't need to know about damian, they need at least a secondhand accounts of the great water wars and whether or not your leaders truly did worship a deity called "the free hand of the market"

mothnem

Keep writing about your crush Teenaged Girl. About your clothes, and how that other girl wore the same dress as you. Paint me a picture of what you were like.

enchantedlantern

Historians are going to hear about Damian and they're gonna LIKE IT

therealbeachfox

Make those future Historians reverse engineer the socioeconomic hierarchies of the 21st century from dreamy descriptions of Damian's current fashions. It's giving them enrichment.