Steve is convinced that he cannot under any circumstances meet Wayne Munson because, "He's obviously going to hate me and then you'll hate me too because like, he's the light of your life or whatever you said."
"Well, I didn't say that my uncle lights up my life," Eddie drawls because this is like, an ongoing conversation. "I don't even think Wayne is capable of hating someone."
"Trust me, Eddie. If there's anyone who can make him hate, it's me."
"Literally why would-" Eddie hears the front door open. "Do not escape out the wind- and he's already gone."
Eddie stares out the window Steve wedged himself through for a total of five second and then he runs. He rushes through the house, out the door, screaming, "He's here! He's here! Stop him!"
So anyways, Wayne finally meets Eddie's elusive boyfriend when his nephew tackles him in the front lawn.
First conversation happens when Wayne is bandaging up a cut on Steve's forehead and like, "...Head wounds bleed a lot. I’m like, fine."
"I know."
"...Will you tell Eddie so he stops hyperventilating."
