Sing me to sleep.

♊Matt♊ ❤9~12~15❤

[melisica]

I really fucked it up this time, didn’t I my dear? (by in time of roses)

[there-will-be-violence-deactiva]

[letsmakeitwritee]

[empty-and-lonely]

I hate every single thing about myself

[icewindandboringhorror]

the only four moods I ever experience  during the summer

[awesomejustgotawesome]

Shut up and listen to me! It’s fine. Everything is fine. There’s an infinite number of realities, Morty, and in a few dozen of those, I got lucky and turned everything back to normal. I just had to find one of those realities in which we also happen to both die around this time. Now we can just slip into the place of our dead selves in this reality and everything will be fine. We’re not skipping a beat, Morty. Now, help me with these bodies.

[angstyindie-blog]

[mostlycatsmostly]

[actoremergency]

He did it

[mizakeuchiha-blog]

[x-chaotic-echo-x]

[sufjansontag]

#they carry him

[dogsdoingpplthings]

hello carol this is jill from life alert i need u 2 stay where u r help will arrive soon

[qlexie]

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

[cutethingsforcats]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“One man’s junk is another man’s treasure” describes garage sales AND homosexuality.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If someone actually opened a build-a-bra store from iCarly, they’d be rich and so many women could actually get a bra that fits right.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[perce]

u know what i miss? all the bro posts

[narwhalsarefalling]

bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro bro one: bro