killer queen

Who knows what will appear on this blog

[doriangrayapologist]

me age 13: been getting really into doctor who lately

me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness

me age 22: been getting really into doctor who lately

[spikyiwaizumi]

the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.

[findingfeather]

and then you will be like why does this asshole never finish anything god

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[sleepinginaflowerbed]

Once again writing the most heinous niche fanfiction my brain can possibly come up with.

Not only is it about the defunct 90's British double-act Lee and Herring, who have a total of three fanfictions circling AO3 (latest from 2019).

It's also concerning a singular episode of Richard Herring's largely unheard of 'Richard Herring's Edinburgh Fringe Podcast' in which Stewart Lee pretends to be a Canadian comedian called Baconface.

Now. I don't know if this is common knowledge. The thing about Lee and Herring fans is they are nothing if not thorough in their knowledge. Half their work is hidden in corners of the internet that haven't been seen in 10 years or so, but this was a new discovery for even me, who thought I knew everything about these two.

Why am I writing this fanfiction, then? I have come to the conclusion I must have something seriously wrong with my brain. Not only to write a fanfiction about two men who arguably 2 people in the entire world are shipping together (not counting Richard Herring himself), but to write it about the false pseudonym Stewart Lee hid under for a year during the 2013 Edinburgh Fringe with little commercial success, in an effort to promote a show which had little commercial success.

If I do happen to finish this fanfiction in a moment of obsessive madness, I hope that one other person that may still have a vague interest in the homoerotic relationship of Lee and Herring might glance over it. Everyone else, this isn't for you.

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[azelfandquilava]

“Oh look, KD Lang has let himself go.”

[unreesonable]

Reece, Johnny Mains and Charlie Higson at the Dead Funny book launch, 2014, above, and below with Robin Ince, Mitch Benn, Stewart Lee, Danielle Wheeler and Charlie Higson again.

[londonsboy]

being forced to take a second to try and remember if 'reblog' or 'reblog now' is the one where you can add tags and then still picking incorrectly

[lamarrdom]

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[puppiesdoglover]

Pupys is a pet sometimes but some times a pupy is just a pupies by it self

[photo-of-reece-everyday]

[willgrahamscock]

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

[4th-make-quail]

👐 let me help you with those babe

[valend]

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

[fecklesheckleshacklesschmeckles]

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Phil Ellis on Taskmaster: The People's Podcast talking about nearly falling off his chair (mp3 direct download link). Transcript under cut.

FOREVER FURIOUS THAT THEY CUT AWAY FROM THIS BIT >.<

[audio starts 00:29:10]

Jenny Eclair: What is your abiding top memory of the series, for you?

Phil Ellis: My favourite memory -

Jenny: - that made it onto the screen?

Phil: Oh, that came onto the s-? I loved fall- I nearly fell off that chair, which was funny.

Jack Bernhardt: [gasps] Yeah, that was good. Was that on purpose?

Phil: Well, the initial bit was, but then it did go.

Jack: Yep.

Phil: And then what you don't see is that Reece is the only reason I didn't fall, cos Reece puts his arm out - he's like a cat, his reflexes!

Jack: [laughter]

Phil: He, er, he put - I went to see Inside Number 9, and the way he moves about on stage, I go, "Christ, I can't even... I can't even get out this chair that quickly", y'know, he moves -

Jack: [laughter]

Phil: - he's quite dextrous, y'know, he's got a...

Jack: Yeah.

Phil: He puts his arm out dead quickly and stops me, and then pushes the - he - it was really... weird, swift movement, he put his arm out, I went - I nearly fell off the stage, and he put his arm out and stopped me, pushed me back down, tapped me on the knee, and we carried on!

[Laughter]

[unreesonable]

Photo by Gabriel Redd