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#posts that spiritually embody steve pemberton

❤️💫(obviously!)

thank you anon <3333

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ANON ASKS -

💣 - I find you very intimidating.

😎 - I find you cool.

🥰 - I think of you as a sweet person.

🗿 - I find you very sigma.

❤️ - You are a sweetheart.

💫 - You are a star.

🤩 - Let me rizz you up please.

🌏 - I want to travel the world around with you.

🚲 - Let's ride bicycles together.

🌞 - You litreally brighten up my day.

☂️ - I'm always here to hold a umbrella for you if you feel sad.

⚡ - You are so fiery.

💍 - Marry me already.

📕 - I find your blog very aesthetic.

📽️ - Let's shoot a movie together and create a legendary movie.

🫧 - I wish I could match your energy.

📌 - You are very talented.

🍽️ - I feel like you would be a great food partner.

🎰 - Let's play games please.

😼 - I find you so silly and dumb but I love you too much to hate you.

💌- I want to kiss you.

👀 - I'm jelly of the people who interact with you.

💤 - Can we cuddle?

🥊 - I will protect you.

🧸 - I will genuinely start crying if you deactivated off here.

💞 - I love you and you match my freak too well.

Communication is key

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#Mutual targeting reblog

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i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

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@unofficial-autism-post

I feel yucky :(

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my friend

#ya huh #this is me #sometimes I look grumpy but I am having a lovely time #I love to exist alongside my lovely friends. I love you

Random ask:

What kind of cuisine/restaurants do you like best? (Let’s assume money is no object, so go as wildly fancy as you like)

Oooooh this is tough cos I just like food xD my favourite has to be Italian, there’s a (spenny) Italian family run place near me that does the most amazing salted doughballs as a freebie and they’re so nice. Honest I go there and I’m like this.

Spicy pasta, fresh seafood, they have a sister steak restaurant so cook steaks and meats etc in front of you… The hot waiter also gave me free limoncello which was less nice, tasted like really strong drain cleaner blechkt.

I’d also love to try caviar and lobster, perhaps a seafood boil (again the ones local to me are so spenny. And I’m in a coastal town surely it’s not that hard to source. Get your nets out ffs)

Ooooh and dessert. Mmm. Apple crumble and cream except the cream needs to be as thick as wallpaper paste. There’s a little stall in the market who does weeny baby portions for weeny babies. Not good enough. I’d go to my mother for that who I think has feeder tendencies. She grew up as one of 10 children and food had to go round all of them plus their parents so I think now she overcompensates? It’s like yeah mam thanks for this vat of cream and sliver of apple I’m sure I’ll get through it. No no, this is plenty.