niam af

olivia | 15 | she/her | niam is real. niam is definitely real.

[enchantedmoons]

[dynatally]

our new currency is metal as fuck

[carrionlaughing]

im gonna hoard a big pile of these and sleep on them like a dragon

[micdotcom]

[kushandwizdom]

Savage

[hless]

[hless]

pics for you and your squad

[hless]

look at louis, this kid can never take a bad picture wtf

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

[mr-styles]

[ziamlicious]

@fakeliampayne: I am the funky Buddha

[whinyvirgobaby]

sexting niall

niall: say it again im so close

me: golf

[gryphll]

Roast him

[hashtagloveloses]

Why must we play god

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

[oesthetic-deactivated20161008]

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[coervus]

Couch Commander

[thebootydiaries]

oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

what do you call a new born dog

a puppy

follow for more fun animal facts

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

[chonce]

niallhoran on snapchat, 5/1

[dopejade]

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities