[imsoshive]

Friend: I don’t think I can eat all this food.

Me:

[bitterempress]

1800’s French Military Uniform

Today’s Military Uniforms

where did all the style go

where was the time when you could just

out-fab your opponents

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French

[miindt-deactivated20180429]

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING OMFG

[vaporwavevocap]

Historically the “style” died in 1914 because the French would wear bright blue and red uniforms and the British said “that’s a bad idea” and the French said “we look great” then they got sniped.

[ackreeits-deactivated20170613]

[hijerking]

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

[mr--roboto]

[sleeplesscitiesnstuff]

me: theres no reason for me to be anxious right now!!!

my brain: .....debatable

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

words i use in every sentence:

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

fuck

[the-amity-affucktion]

That’s a sentence right there

[unfortunatelyonlyhuman-deactiva]

Forwards and backwards

[gaeans]

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

[hipster-trichster]

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

don’t know why everyone is always worrying about the economy when I just found a perfectly good hair tie on the ground 

[techinthedark]

[dinuguan]

[antinwo]

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

[insideguppysworld]

Save a life

[newmodelminority]

Totes good data.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

[aubreyplazaofficialblog]

Change your neighbor’s screws too

[gojinero]

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

[modern-vampires-of-art-history]

Edward Hopper, Summer Evening (1947) / Vampire Weekend, I Think Ur A Contra (2010)

[sagittairy]

[bear]

protectorofgerudos

[skillsne]

The fourth largest religion.

[doubledepresso]

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[56blogsstillcrazy]

This pic so fucked up

[juuliaroberts]

I can’t believe he murdered that little boy rip