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Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

joematar

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

processing-toaster

ok y'all it finally happened so what do we think finally killed to old bastard? my guesses are:

- he listened to wap for the first time

- someone sprayed axe on him and his lungs gave up on life

- diana decided he lived too long and yeeted him straight into hell

- lil nas x asked satan to drag his soul to hell

- he took one sip of mcdonald's sprite and his immune system fucking imploded

- tried sour skittles for the first time

- he sneezed too hard and his soul left his body

- someone fed him takis

- and my personal favourite, they were tired of digging him out of his grave everyday and just left him in there

adoreyou

spookyscarykittycat

source

aesopquarriman

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

flowerpotsandpennykettles

@kitthemisfit

kitthemisfit

quentintarrantino-archive

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

doubleca5t

I mean on the one hand, yes, shipping spongebob characters is certifiably absurd and people who do it do not deserve rights but on the OTHER hand if you took Spongebob and Squidward's personalities and dropped them into, say, a pair of anime girls from a gacha game or two white guys from a teen drama everyone would be like "oh of COURSE this is a big ship"

doubleca5t

glad to see everyone reading this post is just as upset as I was when I thought of it

super-metroid

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

otherwindow

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

swan2swan

charlesoberonn

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

illuminosity

team ‘enemies to lovers’ or team ‘friends to lovers’?

jirosabu694206661997

enemies to friends to lovers you fool you absolute buffoon

hometoursandotherstuff

When I saw this house that’s listed for $7,690,000 I was wondering what was so special about it. Sure, it’s big, but it’s kind of plain, and I’m not thrilled w/the garage.

It does have beautiful grounds.

And a pool.

The kitchen is large, but if you like open concept, they put up a wall so you can’t see the family room.

Most people want to keep an eye on the kids or interact with company while they’re in the kitchen.

The bath’s aren’t spectacular.

The master is plain.

And the kids share one room. So, why is it so expensive?

Because it has a full size regulation hockey rink with heated team benches, lighted scoreboard, and locker rooms.

There are 2 of these- one for each team. They say that the Rangers played here.

Of course, since it’s your own home, you have a sky box.

And, it also comes with a Zamboni.

https://www.6sqft.com/theres-a-professional-hockey-rink-at-this-7-7m-connecticut-home/

gallusrostromegalus

GOD I LOVE WIERD REAL ESTATE. BLESS.

literally-a-piece-of-trash

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

ruinedchildhood

This is a real movie.

weloveshortvideos

x

rynabuns

what on earth

edvardgrieg-official

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating

tchaikovsky is proud

tinker-tanner

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.