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barbarianarchy-deactivated20200

putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable

valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)

thatdiabolicalfeminist

Just a reminder that this is a crime and I'd never advocate for crime on this blog. :) Stay safe out there and don't get caught doing crimes!

homotology

Do Not do this y’all spread the word of not doing

squided

Spreading this information so you know exactly what not to do.

anxietyproblem

beyonsesa

katya answering her hair phone

highlandvalley

なんか並んでくれた😍💕 https://twitter.com/kikechi776/status/1130288022795145222/photo/1

lanternist

trix-witch

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

somecutething

syrupbrat

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sensory

kittensinsocks24

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

thefeywildling

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

47lamborghinis-deactivated20160

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

jdeko

Evangelation

sirchubbybunny

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

tomysshadow-deactivated20230715

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

dare-i-say-asexual

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

dare-i-say-asexual

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

dare-i-say-asexual

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man