Alice

Only one you'll ever find Helsinki Uni, FIN 21

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So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

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nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

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FLOOR IT?

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NICK NO

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HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

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NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

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I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

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NICK P L E A S E

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every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

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I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

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just another day of not being rich and famous

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friend: wyd

me: studying

friend: let’s gossip

me: 

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I love this show. It’s the best tv I’ve ever seen. I hope it continues and I hope people learn from it because Derek is a character we need more of in reality. I can’t stop praising it!

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“Kindness is magic. It’s better to be kind than to be clever or good looking, I’m not clever or good looking. But I’m kind.”

— Derek

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““Who else can fall in love 365 days a year? I win.””

— Derek Noakes (On working with the elderly)

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“Just be good. I’m good. Not because I think I’ll go to heaven but because when I do something bad, I feel bad. And when I do something good, I feel good.”

— Derek Noakes, Derek, Channel 4 Ricky Gervais

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girl thighs………… exquisite………………..

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not to sound bitter but i hope hurting me haunts you for years

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