h e l l y e a h

bad at being what they want

[dumnslut]

[anarqueeen]

I'll have you know I was "a pleasure to have" in the torture dungeon

[penguintim]

"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"

Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you

Tumbler SWJs:

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[svlc]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[deadeyesopened]

[targetedknowledge]

[cheddar-baby]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[389]

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

[theehorsepusssy]

[demonicae]

[memorycycle]

there having fun at the park

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU