Amanda

she/her | 🇨🇦 | 26

[belbar74]

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[a-cuntof-cuntblr]

[catchymemes]

[dreadwedge]

used to be jump scares on youtube videos was the sudden demon or the screaming woman. now jump scares in videos is the nordvpn or the betterhelp. really makes you think. really makes you consider. really makes you believe. really makes you investigate. really makes you bifurcate. really makes you spiralize. really makes you shiver and dance. it makes you shed your skin. it makes you engage in futile acts. it really makes you partition the hard drive. it makes you cut apart the hard drive. making you dissect the hard drive. making you reconstitute the hard drive. making you fill the hard drive with a glue-like substance. making you fill the hard drive with a glue-like substance that is derived from beans. i am making you fill the hard drive with a glue-like substance that is derived from beans.

[danielwaldorf]

you guys r loving me complaining lately so can i complain about a social media thing. the obsession on many parts of tiktok, instagram, etc. with "hygiene" is actually just an obsession with performing wealth and femininity. no you cannot smell the difference between a girl who exfoliates her arms and one who doesn't. you are saying this to shame people who aren't performing femininity as hard as you. no it is not necessary to have a ten step skincare routine with three different serums. you are showcasing your wealth and encouraging consumption.

like sorry but if i scrubbed and scraped myself half as much as you insist is Necessary to be clean i would be red and breaking out everywhere. different people have different needs. and nobody Needs to use a body scrub and a dry brush and a bar soap and a body wash and a body butter and a moisturizing oil every single day. nobody is going to get sick because they wash their body with their hands instead of a washcloth or an african net sponge or whatever other implement you've decided is necessary to get clean. human bodies do not need to smell like jasmine or vanilla or whatever 24/7 in order to be considered clean. like good fucking lord you people are just jerking off cosmetics companies and falling to your knees at the foot of the patriarchy saying i love youuuu oh my goddddd you're so cool and correct and if i increase my shower routine to twenty steps instead of twelve can i please climb up a little bit and stomp on other women with you pleaseeeee

[sztupy]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

[seasideseals]

for the first time in history, the ross seal has been photographed underwater ! all creds to justin hofman and ayla townsend ! <3

[fairycosmos]

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[venomvalley-deactivated20250612]

the current state of fandom needs to be old yellered immediately. im loading up the shotgun as we speak

[venomvalley-deactivated20250612]

this is the PERFECT addition bunny omg

[nightcrews]

Maekar calling his dad to explain what happened at the 13 year old girl's birthday party he made them go to

[eddie-redcliffe]

We could be a force, you and I.

[yeris]

éowyn + her circlet ↳ the lord of the rings: the two towers

[versains]

Well, my dreams are not like yours. Mine come true.

[thedemolationkid]

Dany is so important to me. Danys entire family was doomed because of her, because of the prophecy that was about her. The only other Targaryen she’s ever known was her brother, who was cruel. But he told her story’s of their family. Of the peace they brought and of their great achievements. Yet they weren’t like that. They were cruel, like her brother. They cared most for themselves. But Dany doesn’t. In trying to be like them she instead defies everything they truly are. They are blood and fire. The spilling of blood and the burning of fire. She is fire and blood. Burning were she must to cleanse and blood of the covenant, the type that helps heal your wounds.